McConaughey says he and Woody Harrelson may be brothers - for real.

Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:He knows way too much about his mom's sex life. (Like that his dad died during organism with his mom...)


His mom overshares, and there's no one around to corroborate any of this (including how his dad died).
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:So somehow his mom MISSPLACED a child she gave birth to and he went to be raised by his dad only? Does Woody have a mom or was his mom unaware that another woman gave birth to her son?


She banged wooody’s dad the hit man and had his baby and that is Matthew


No. Matthew’s mom banged woody’s dad (the hit man), and it didn’t result in a baby or pregnancy. Woody’s biological parents are really his parents. It was just a coincidence that their parents had sex.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:So somehow his mom MISSPLACED a child she gave birth to and he went to be raised by his dad only? Does Woody have a mom or was his mom unaware that another woman gave birth to her son?


She banged wooody’s dad the hit man and had his baby and that is Matthew


No. Matthew’s mom banged woody’s dad (the hit man), and it didn’t result in a baby or pregnancy. Woody’s biological parents are really his parents. It was just a coincidence that their parents had sex.


OMG, no sh*t. How is it this so hard? They are insinuating MATTHEW'S bio dad is not Mr. McConaughey but actually the hitman. My goodness.
Anonymous
His mom is delusional and makes up stuff for attention.
Anonymous
Okay but then why is Matthew repeating her stuff.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Okay but then why is Matthew repeating her stuff.


The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Okay but then why is Matthew repeating her stuff.


The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.


He wants them to be related but also doesn’t want to know if his dad wasn’t really his dad. Big mouth.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:His mom is delusional and makes up stuff for attention.

He's promoting a show called "Brother from Another Mother." Her role in this story was simply uttering the line "I knew your father" and then the Apple TV promotional department took it from there.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Okay but then why is Matthew repeating her stuff.


The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.


He wants them to be related but also doesn’t want to know if his dad wasn’t really his dad. Big mouth.


Oh please, he doesn’t think for a second that they are related.
Anonymous
The only brotherhood these two share is they are CIA. Were. Both are dead.

Woody's real brother that sells hemp oil is CIA too. Don't buy his stuff. No telling what's in it. He may be dead also. WICKED PEOPLE.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:So somehow his mom MISSPLACED a child she gave birth to and he went to be raised by his dad only? Does Woody have a mom or was his mom unaware that another woman gave birth to her son?


Ok, so this took me a second as well. The only scenario is that they have the same dad not the same mom.

So, McConaughey's mom had sex with the hitman, but she raised the child with McConaughey's dad.

Hitman then had sex with Harrelson's mom, and she had Woody.

Poof! Two kids, same dad.


Yes. I don't understand how this is not 100% clear? It's in the OP and in the article.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:It all starts in Midland.


I am the OP of this post and I grew up there!!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:McConaughey's mom likes attention and fame. Allegedly that is why they weren't on speaking terms for eight years. This sounds like she's trying to get some attention.


Did you read the article at all?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:So somehow his mom MISSPLACED a child she gave birth to and he went to be raised by his dad only? Does Woody have a mom or was his mom unaware that another woman gave birth to her son?


Ok, so this took me a second as well. The only scenario is that they have the same dad not the same mom.

So, McConaughey's mom had sex with the hitman, but she raised the child with McConaughey's dad.

Hitman then had sex with Harrelson's mom, and she had Woody.

Poof! Two kids, same dad.


Uhh Harrelson is much older than McConaughey
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