Found out that DH’s father’s brother is a porn star

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Somewhere in California: “I just heard my nephew’s wife posts on D-CUM. I gotta check it out.”

You and the Family Movie Night poster are hysterical! I hope OP is not a troll, but I will bear no grudges either way.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, my heterosexual female cousin writes male gay porn novels. I thought it was just a hobby, then I saw her name in USA Today as a top ten writer for gay male romance writers.

[Anonymous]

OP - does size run in the family? Inquiring minds want to know if its genetic!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Is his nickname "Warthog"?

No way? He’s The Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II is a single-seat, twin turbofan engine, straight wing jet aircraft developed by Fairchild-Republic for the United States Air Force. He must make damn good movies… 🤣

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Yeah, my heterosexual female cousin writes male gay porn novels. I thought it was just a hobby, then I saw her name in USA Today as a top ten writer for gay male romance writers.

Sounds like the line from Ferris Beuller… “My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw…”

[Anonymous]

Is his name Dirk Diggler?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why not just say "uncle"?

In any event, that is interesting.

OP is so unsettled by this that she wants to distance herself as much as possible. She wants to make sure that the DCUM peanut gallery KNOWS that this is on his side of the family, not hers and it trying to make him as many degrees of separation from herself as possible.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Is his nickname "Warthog"?

I think you mean, Hedgehog. Bone up on your porn.

The hedgehog! Another one is the human fire hose, not sure if Peter’s still in the biz though.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Uncle. And why is this embarrassing?

It's embarrassing because it is likely OP's uncle-in law has had sex with hundreds of underage teens.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Uncle. And why is this embarrassing?

It's embarrassing because it is likely OP's uncle-in law has had sex with hundreds of underage teens.

You do know the "teens" in porn are really 25 year olds with pigtails right?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Uncle. And why is this embarrassing?

It's embarrassing because it is likely OP's uncle-in law has had sex with hundreds of underage teens.

Teens who may have been too drugged to even remember.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote: I am kind of shocked and embarrassed.

Why are you embarrassed?