The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ivanka threw Tiffany a Beatrix Potter themed baby shower. I like Ivanka's dress, but Tiffany's looks like the dressy nightgown my grandmother would wear when the cute handyman came over to fix her shower.

Long gown is a weird choice for a daytime baby shower when others are in sundresses.

[Anonymous]

She's clearly gained a lot of weight and uncomfortable with hit. I give pregnant women a lot of slack.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:She's clearly gained a lot of weight and uncomfortable with hit. I give pregnant women a lot of slack.

I give her a lot of slack too, I think that dress looks fine considering how far along she is. But I do agree it doesn’t match the sundresses others are wearing. They do make maternity sundresses.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“The day before J.D. was selected—I did not know he was going to be selected—I was working as a lawyer, and I had the wardrobe of a person with three children who likes to do things outdoors, who has a dog, who doesn’t like things to be too precious. And then, a switch flipped, and it’s not like it came with a whole new wardrobe and stylist and everything.”

So did she get one?



Another pull quote: “PEOPLE DON’T SEEM TO CARE ALL THAT MUCH WHAT I LOOK LIKE,” USHA SAID.
https://www.thefp.com/p/usha-vance-second-lady-interview-the-free-press-peter-savodnik-jd-vance

It's like she's been reading this thread!!! But if she has a stylist, it's a really bad one.

That said, she looks nice in this picture except her hair, as always, is horrible. I don't love the blouse, but that's just a style thing, I hate the pussy bow trend.

I think she looks nice here and I like the hair. I agree that ivory probably isn’t her best color and I’m sort of sick of the pussy bow thing, but it’s a perfectly fine outfit. She clearly likes neutrals better than jewel tones, and the ivory is a million times better than the sand or taupe or mustard.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“The day before J.D. was selected—I did not know he was going to be selected—I was working as a lawyer, and I had the wardrobe of a person with three children who likes to do things outdoors, who has a dog, who doesn’t like things to be too precious. And then, a switch flipped, and it’s not like it came with a whole new wardrobe and stylist and everything.”

So did she get one?



Another pull quote: “PEOPLE DON’T SEEM TO CARE ALL THAT MUCH WHAT I LOOK LIKE,” USHA SAID.
https://www.thefp.com/p/usha-vance-second-lady-interview-the-free-press-peter-savodnik-jd-vance

Her pants need to be touching the ground. Wide leg pants either need to be very dropped or down on the ground.

I disagree — I think they look really dumb when the hem is on the ground.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She's clearly gained a lot of weight and uncomfortable with hit. I give pregnant women a lot of slack.

I give her a lot of slack too, I think that dress looks fine considering how far along she is. But I do agree it doesn’t match the sundresses others are wearing. They do make maternity sundresses.

Maybe her legs are super swollen and she has varicose veins and so she wanted something to cover the legs.

I love ivanka’s dress except the weird black ribbon. What is up with Lara and her crop tops? It’s a Beatrix Potter themed baby shower and she needs to wear a cropped tank top like my 14 year old? Does she shop at urban outfitters? Is this her version of a midlife crisis?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:She's clearly gained a lot of weight and uncomfortable with hit. I give pregnant women a lot of slack.

I give her a lot of slack too, I think that dress looks fine considering how far along she is. But I do agree it doesn’t match the sundresses others are wearing. They do make maternity sundresses.

Maybe her legs are super swollen and she has varicose veins and so she wanted something to cover the legs.

I love ivanka’s dress except the weird black ribbon. What is up with Lara and her crop tops? It’s a Beatrix Potter themed baby shower and she needs to wear a cropped tank top like my 14 year old? Does she shop at urban outfitters? Is this her version of a midlife crisis?

Did she steal Melania's ribbon from Inauguration?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“The day before J.D. was selected—I did not know he was going to be selected—I was working as a lawyer, and I had the wardrobe of a person with three children who likes to do things outdoors, who has a dog, who doesn’t like things to be too precious. And then, a switch flipped, and it’s not like it came with a whole new wardrobe and stylist and everything.”

So did she get one?



Another pull quote: “PEOPLE DON’T SEEM TO CARE ALL THAT MUCH WHAT I LOOK LIKE,” USHA SAID.
https://www.thefp.com/p/usha-vance-second-lady-interview-the-free-press-peter-savodnik-jd-vance

Unrelated to her fashion but she is such a smug, awful b itch.

I would not say it that way, at all.

But. The article is pretty wild. The author is falling over him/herself to say how great she is and all the quotes are just a woman who refuses to care about anything saying softly how everyone is bad so what difference does it make.

Remember when people called Ivanka a feckless c-word? That is how I feel about Usha.

That bit in the interview where she says "Oh, I mean, I don't think it's great for people to say normalize Indian hate, but I think we need to look at how we consume comments like that on social media." Wtf?

She wants to be white so bad lol.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“The day before J.D. was selected—I did not know he was going to be selected—I was working as a lawyer, and I had the wardrobe of a person with three children who likes to do things outdoors, who has a dog, who doesn’t like things to be too precious. And then, a switch flipped, and it’s not like it came with a whole new wardrobe and stylist and everything.”

1. I don't believe she didn't know he was going to be selected. He had been publicly in the running as a VP pick for several months, and as incompetent as Trump is, I am almost positive his people did basic vetting of JD and Big Ush.

2. "I had the wardrobe of someone who has three kids and likes to do things outdoors and has a dog." Wtf? Yeah, it's the kids' and dog's fault you dress like shit.

3. I really don't think one needs a stylist to tell one "Hey, maybe we don't leave the house with unbrushed hair and mismatched clothes."

All of the above.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“The day before J.D. was selected—I did not know he was going to be selected—I was working as a lawyer, and I had the wardrobe of a person with three children who likes to do things outdoors, who has a dog, who doesn’t like things to be too precious. And then, a switch flipped, and it’s not like it came with a whole new wardrobe and stylist and everything.”

So did she get one?



Another pull quote: “PEOPLE DON’T SEEM TO CARE ALL THAT MUCH WHAT I LOOK LIKE,” USHA SAID.
https://www.thefp.com/p/usha-vance-second-lady-interview-the-free-press-peter-savodnik-jd-vance

Wow. This is a really stupid subheading.

The most impressive person in the job since Abigail Adams is J.D.’s best asset if he ever runs for president. She sits down with The Free Press for her first interview in her new role.

From appearance/style to presence, speaking, and poise, she is no where near the top of the list of first ladies.

This makes me think she's even more of a loser than I thought. As far as fashion, this is at least a good photo and she does not yet look like a Maralago Barbie doll.

[Anonymous]

Ivanka threw Tiffany a Beatrix Potter themed baby shower. I like Ivanka's dress, but Tiffany's looks like the dressy nightgown my grandmother would wear when the cute handyman came over to fix her shower.

I can't figure out how to include the shower photo, but I think Tiffany looks like she is dressed for senior prom. What a weird choice of outfit for a daytime shower.

[Anonymous]

I love ivanka’s dress except the weird black ribbon. What is up with Lara and her crop tops? It’s a Beatrix Potter themed baby shower and she needs to wear a cropped tank top like my 14 year old? Does she shop at urban outfitters? Is this her version of a midlife crisis?

Lara's crop top looks like a workout top from Alo that people wear to the gym.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“The day before J.D. was selected—I did not know he was going to be selected—I was working as a lawyer, and I had the wardrobe of a person with three children who likes to do things outdoors, who has a dog, who doesn’t like things to be too precious. And then, a switch flipped, and it’s not like it came with a whole new wardrobe and stylist and everything.”

So did she get one?



Another pull quote: “PEOPLE DON’T SEEM TO CARE ALL THAT MUCH WHAT I LOOK LIKE,” USHA SAID.
https://www.thefp.com/p/usha-vance-second-lady-interview-the-free-press-peter-savodnik-jd-vance

Wow. This is a really stupid subheading.

The most impressive person in the job since Abigail Adams is J.D.’s best asset if he ever runs for president. She sits down with The Free Press for her first interview in her new role.

From appearance/style to presence, speaking, and poise, she is no where near the top of the list of first ladies.

This makes me think she's even more of a loser than I thought. As far as fashion, this is at least a good photo and she does not yet look like a Maralago Barbie doll.

This is my impression (albeit in writing) of Usha announcing she was going to Greenland.

"Hello! My name is Usha. Vance. And I am so excited to. Announce that I am going. To Greenland."

You know in elementary school when you do read-alouds and in the early grades kids haven't figured out the pacing yet? So they read each line as a sentence even if the sentence is broken into multiple lines? God love them, they're like eight, but I would expect an OMG YALE graduate to know better. (Btw, did you guys know she went to Yale? She's so cool!)

[Anonymous]

Also, the bit in the article where Usha was like "JD's mom is so kind. She didn't smoke cigarettes in front of me when I was pregnant!" reminded me of this pic I saw the other day and one of my snarkiest friends and I have been trying to figure out what's going on with Bev's hair ever since:



What is that? Why are there random patches of red strewn in with the blond?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Ivanka threw Tiffany a Beatrix Potter themed baby shower. I like Ivanka's dress, but Tiffany's looks like the dressy nightgown my grandmother would wear when the cute handyman came over to fix her shower.

I can't figure out how to include the shower photo, but I think Tiffany looks like she is dressed for senior prom. What a weird choice of outfit for a daytime shower.

Imo no self-respecting teen girl would wear that to prom. Def looks like a mother of the groom dress to me.