Invented spellings for common names, like Emmalee or Zakkery or Alyzzabeth. Why?
I am also irrationally angered by gender reveal parties and terms like "babymoon" and "push present." |
Most people. I say 99 percent of people annoying me. The 1 percent that don’t eventually annoy me. |
Intensely personal social media. I really don’t want photos of diaper changes, desserts, or read a love letter to your spouse. |
It’s always a good time for donuts! Give me the honey butter! And if it’s a chain, it’s the only good thing on their menu. But to answer OP’s question: Disney anything Goyard bags Reality tv Influencers People who are famous for nothing and just shill their stuff to teens and young women Pretend journalists and news entertainment |
Agree. My mom used Kraft/Velveeta "American" cheese my whole life and I was so confused when I grew up and was suddenly bloated and uncomfortable after eating dairy. Turns out I was sensitive to lactose the whole time, just wasn't routinely eating REAL cheese |
Identifying with sports teams or rock bands in a personal way. Or politicians. These people care nothing for you and you are not cool because you like them. |
Reality TV
influencers FB/IG eyelash extensions Obvious logos everywhere uppity attitudes without anything to back it up |
Ted Lasso. I tried.
Rothy’s. I tried. Plantains. I tried. repeatedly. Complicated summer camp arrangements for kids. I refuse. Travel sports. Also refuse. |
I was with ya except plantains....mmmmm savory 'nanas |
Agreed. I prefer Solange. |
I don't understand:
Awards ceremonies that recipients must pay to attend. For example, when someone announces on LinkedIn they are so proud their company received the award for Most Productive 4 Day Work Week by the 4 Day Work Week Institute. And I don't understand why people binge watch a series. Why isn't it just a long movie? |
I don’t understand the flight thing - do you just not go anywhere that requires a long flight? |
Birds. I don't understand "bird people."
Birds are disease carrying sky vermin. They don't "sing" - they sound like car alarms. |
Star Wars |
Pancake asses |