The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:The blouse gap is weird tho. She doesn't even appear to have huge boobs.

I think she's proud of her boobs.

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Anonymous wrote:The blouse gap is weird tho. She doesn't even appear to have huge boobs.

I think she's proud of her boobs.

Got DAMN. Are those all his kids??? (Since, you know, it’s his third marriage) or a mix of his and her kids?

Also her boobs look fake there.

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The Rolex is an especially nice touch.

Seems like they purposely chose people with tattoos and then forced them not to wear shirts??

This is one sick lady.

Yes, I read an article saying they made all the men take off their shirts. They have white t-shirts as part of their standard issue uniform, but the Trump Administration made them take them off because they knew most of them were tattooed and it would make them look scarier to white America.

Were they taken into custody with shaved heads or did Uncle Sam include that in their makeovers?

Their heads were shaved as part of their onboarding process.




https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/mar/16/deportation-alleged-gang-members-el-salvador

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The Rolex is an especially nice touch.

Seems like they purposely chose people with tattoos and then forced them not to wear shirts??

This is one sick lady.

Yes, I read an article saying they made all the men take off their shirts. They have white t-shirts as part of their standard issue uniform, but the Trump Administration made them take them off because they knew most of them were tattooed and it would make them look scarier to white America.

Were they taken into custody with shaved heads or did Uncle Sam include that in their makeovers?

That’s standard at the prison—they shave everyone’s head.

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Anonymous wrote:The blouse gap is weird tho. She doesn't even appear to have huge boobs.

I think she's proud of her boobs.

This is a very nice picture and she looks good, except the position of her hand is like “don’t grab my boob during the wedding pictures.”

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Anonymous wrote:Looks like Kimberly got a refresh - her face looks better (and, no, I don't think her skirt is pilling)



with her son

Kim looks a million times better here but it’s still not great. It would look great if she: 1) lightensup on the eyeliner and smoky eye; 2) cut her hair a few inches shorter so it didn’t look like trashy extensions; and 3) same dress but an inch or two higher on the neckline so her boobs aren’t hanging out plus fill in what appears to be lace gaps on the sides, which together would make the dress much more classy and less Frederick’s of Hollywood.
You’re almost there Kim! You can do it!

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Is that Kelsey Grammar with her?!?

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Anonymous wrote:Looks like Kimberly got a refresh - her face looks better (and, no, I don't think her skirt is pilling)



with her son

She looks much better, now if she would lose the MAGA hair and heavy eye makeup, she'd be back to the Kimberly of 10 years ago. Also, surprisingly, her mouth and her son's mouth are similar, so she's closer to her real mouth, too.

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Anonymous wrote:The blouse gap is weird tho. She doesn't even appear to have huge boobs.

I think she's proud of her boobs.

This is a very nice picture and she looks good, except the position of her hand is like “don’t grab my boob during the wedding pictures.”

I have to think the variations on tucked/untucked shirts on the boys was the photographer's decision. OTOH the different expressions on their faces are hilarious.

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Anonymous wrote:Is that Kelsey Grammar with her?!?

Yes, he's super conservative

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Anonymous wrote:Looks like Kimberly got a refresh - her face looks better (and, no, I don't think her skirt is pilling)



with her son

Uncanny Valley Barbie (brunette edition)

She looks like the wicked stepmother in a regional production of Cindarella

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Anonymous wrote:The blouse gap is weird tho. She doesn't even appear to have huge boobs.

I think she's proud of her boobs.

This is a very nice picture and she looks good, except the position of her hand is like “don’t grab my boob during the wedding pictures.”

Little weird to have that many little kids running around a wedding picture - like, there is a story there.

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Anonymous wrote:Here is another view of this absurdly ugly coat:



It is even uglier closed!

How do you f*** up an olive green winter coat? But they manage it LOL!

I like the coats and am having a hard time understanding your utter outrage at the fact they dressed for the weather. Good grief, take a xanax.

Agreed. I hare these people but the pages of criticism over a perfectly fine coat and a perfectly fine sweater are just desperate reaching.

I didn’t think this thread was started years ago with the intention of finding something to criticize in everything they wear, but to highlight the truly batshit crazy stuff.

🙄What they wear is fair game. Showing up (all smiles) in military-style matching winter coats and aviator sunglasses in a friendly territory — which the US wants to invade — is batshit crazy.

I mean… no shit that they’re garbage people and onboard with invading Greenland is nuts. But what they’re *wearing* here is actually fine, so you’re just making yourself look pathetic and desperate by criticizing it non-stop.

I am OP. I started this thread. My purpose in starting this thread 9 years ago is making fun of these losers and their outfits. What is your problem? Having a negative opinion about their dumb matchy dictator wanna be coats and nubby sweaters is not "pathetic and desperate." Do you realize there are multiple people giving commentary? Stay off the thread if the level of vitriol bothers you so much.

The level of vitriol doesn’t bother me. The level of stupidity in criticizing run of the mill (and not actual fashion mishaps) clothes does.

But I apologize, you’re the OP so I suppose I must defer to you. I also now realize that starting a years long thread on the internet is the crowning glory of your life. Have fun in your barrel jeans and GFY.

Not OP but did you design the fugly olive coats or something? Wtf?

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Seriously, I am for team OP! I am one of the many commentators on this thread and love it. I can’t believe it’s been 9 years…

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Anonymous wrote:The blouse gap is weird tho. She doesn't even appear to have huge boobs.

I think she's proud of her boobs.

This is a very nice picture and she looks good, except the position of her hand is like “don’t grab my boob during the wedding pictures.”

Little weird to have that many little kids running around a wedding picture - like, there is a story there.

Yes, it is that this is his third marriage.