The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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The Rolex is an especially nice touch.

Seems like they purposely chose people with tattoos and then forced them not to wear shirts??

This is one sick lady.

Yes, I read an article saying they made all the men take off their shirts. They have white t-shirts as part of their standard issue uniform, but the Trump Administration made them take them off because they knew most of them were tattooed and it would make them look scarier to white America.

(Not political, fashion, I'm talking about their white issued uniforms, very stylish and seasonably appropriate).

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Anonymous wrote:No one's sweater pills that much - it's the texture of the sweater.

Alright, I stand corrected.

The matching coats are cringe tho.

I’m assuming a staffer purchased them for this trip. They’re ugly. It’s perfect climate for a Canada Goose jacket. Why not get those?

Because "Canada."

Here is a history lesson on a Canadian clothing business for the PP of which you responded.

https://www.canadagoose.com/ca/en/heritage/our-history.html

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Looks like Kimberly got a refresh - her face looks better (and, no, I don't think her skirt is pilling)



with her son

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Anonymous wrote:Things are slow - here's a throwback, the 2022 Kentucky Derby

You are great for posting these. This thread needs to keep to more photos!

Pam really genuinely looks decades younger than her age (as lopsided to most of the Trump women whose procedures only make them look older!). But this picture is really best for the bonkers Kim G outfit. It’s like a Halloween zombie bride look but with a hat from a 1983 southern wedding.

That photo might be airbrushed. I saw another photo of Pam and you can see her foundation leaking into her wrinkle cracks.

Agree on closeups you can see she does have wrinkles like a normal human but she still looks very very good for her age. She’s 59 and looks at least a decade younger even on a close up. It’s amazing that she’s avoided any jowls. She must have a good surgeon and she just does targeted work.

Fwiw, Pam Bondi does not have children, so she's missed out on any pregnancy-related changes to her face and body. I think she looks incredibly for 60 and much prefer the aging beautifully and gracefully look to the MAGA bimbo (Kimberly Guilfoyle) or frumpy serious lawyer lady (Usha Vance) look.

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Anonymous wrote:Celebrating Women's History Month - AG Secretary Brooke Rollins, Education Secretary Linda McMahon, and UN Ambassador Elise Stefanik

They are allowed to celebrate women's history month?? Meanwhile, NASA removed women from their website...

I think straight white conservative ladies are allowed to celebrate women's history month as a little treat. But you know their shindig only focused on like, Susan B. Anthony and such. No "radical" ladies like Hillary Clinton allowed!

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Sorry hit send before I was done but fwiw I like Stefanik's suit there, but it is almost an exact replica of a Miu Miu outfit Ivanka wore in the first term.

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Anonymous wrote:Looks like Kimberly got a refresh - her face looks better (and, no, I don't think her skirt is pilling)



with her son

It's a good start but idk. She still looks so trashy, like she smells like tanning oil and lube.

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Anonymous wrote:Here's Pete Hegseth and his emotional support wife:



I love the green for St. Patrick's Day but how do you guys rate her Trump(tm) cross? It's a 5/5 sparkly but size? 1/5 not BIG enough!

Can I say something kinda mean? I don't mean it meanly but it will sound mean.

That is NOT what I was expecting his wife to look like.

She is cute in a mousy way, wardrobe malfunction notwithstanding. I was expecting him to be with like, Ammo Barbie.

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The Rolex is an especially nice touch.

Seems like they purposely chose people with tattoos and then forced them not to wear shirts??

This is one sick lady.

Yes, I read an article saying they made all the men take off their shirts. They have white t-shirts as part of their standard issue uniform, but the Trump Administration made them take them off because they knew most of them were tattooed and it would make them look scarier to white America.

Were they taken into custody with shaved heads or did Uncle Sam include that in their makeovers?

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Anonymous wrote:I will also note she has her hair pushed back off her face there. Half the time it's hanging limp in her face and she's fidgeting with it like she's a terrified third grader on her first day at a new school.

It looks like it has a shine spray on it. And that gloss complements the gown. It probably also darkens her hair, making the grey more silvery and black hair deeper.

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The blouse gap is weird tho. She doesn't even appear to have huge boobs.

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Anonymous wrote:I will also note she has her hair pushed back off her face there. Half the time it's hanging limp in her face and she's fidgeting with it like she's a terrified third grader on her first day at a new school.

It looks like it has a shine spray on it. And that gloss complements the gown. It probably also darkens her hair, making the grey more silvery and black hair deeper.

I believe it is gel left over from her chignon earlier in the day. In this pic of her talking to Doug Emhoff you can see the caked on gel:



Honestly that hairstylist should be canceled. Not because he did a conservative woman's hair but because he couldn't do a basic chignon without an entire bottle of gel. Wtf. She looks like she just gave birth and her hair is caked onto her face with sweat. (And btw, this is through no fault of her own! That is all on her hairstylist for not being able to manage that simple of a hairstyle without that much gel.)

So, I do think it is leftover gel but also to her credit I KNOW that chignon was a b itch to brush out.

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Anonymous wrote:Here is another view of this absurdly ugly coat:



It is even uglier closed!

How do you f*** up an olive green winter coat? But they manage it LOL!

I like the coats and am having a hard time understanding your utter outrage at the fact they dressed for the weather. Good grief, take a xanax.

Agreed. I hare these people but the pages of criticism over a perfectly fine coat and a perfectly fine sweater are just desperate reaching.

I didn’t think this thread was started years ago with the intention of finding something to criticize in everything they wear, but to highlight the truly batshit crazy stuff.

🙄What they wear is fair game. Showing up (all smiles) in military-style matching winter coats and aviator sunglasses in a friendly territory — which the US wants to invade — is batshit crazy.

I mean… no shit that they’re garbage people and onboard with invading Greenland is nuts. But what they’re *wearing* here is actually fine, so you’re just making yourself look pathetic and desperate by criticizing it non-stop.

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Anonymous wrote:Here is another view of this absurdly ugly coat:



It is even uglier closed!

How do you f*** up an olive green winter coat? But they manage it LOL!

I like the coats and am having a hard time understanding your utter outrage at the fact they dressed for the weather. Good grief, take a xanax.

Agreed. I hare these people but the pages of criticism over a perfectly fine coat and a perfectly fine sweater are just desperate reaching.

I didn’t think this thread was started years ago with the intention of finding something to criticize in everything they wear, but to highlight the truly batshit crazy stuff.

🙄What they wear is fair game. Showing up (all smiles) in military-style matching winter coats and aviator sunglasses in a friendly territory — which the US wants to invade — is batshit crazy.

I mean… no shit that they’re garbage people and onboard with invading Greenland is nuts. But what they’re *wearing* here is actually fine, so you’re just making yourself look pathetic and desperate by criticizing it non-stop.

I am OP. I started this thread. My purpose in starting this thread 9 years ago is making fun of these losers and their outfits. What is your problem? Having a negative opinion about their dumb matchy dictator wanna be coats and nubby sweaters is not "pathetic and desperate." Do you realize there are multiple people giving commentary? Stay off the thread if the level of vitriol bothers you so much.

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Anonymous wrote:Looks like Kimberly got a refresh - her face looks better (and, no, I don't think her skirt is pilling)



with her son

Uncanny Valley Barbie (brunette edition)