The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That can't be pilling - it has to be a boucle-type sweater. You can see the photo larger here
https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/vice-president-jd-and-second-lady-usha-vance-eat-a-meal-news-photo/2206673988?adppopup=true

No no it really is. Trust me I’m her biggest hater and even I was like that has to be mohair or boucle or something. It is not. In the video I saw it is very apparent it’s pilling.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Usha aside, this is among the worst coat looks I have seen on a man. I am appalled.

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Omg with that coat accentuating his gut and the skinny chicken legs sticking out he looks like he's built like the guy from minion movies.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Usha aside, this is among the worst coat looks I have seen on a man. I am appalled.

[img] https://images.axios.com/giT48P5fXuwS9k5NHDgYr7DzgTk=/0x371:5528x3480/1920x1080/2025/03/28/1743195430721.jpg?w=1200/[img]

Omg with that coat accentuating his gut and the skinny chicken legs sticking out he looks like he's built like the guy from minion movies.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:That can't be pilling - it has to be a boucle-type sweater. You can see the photo larger here
https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/vice-president-jd-and-second-lady-usha-vance-eat-a-meal-news-photo/2206673988?adppopup=true

I looked at the larger photo and zoomed in.

It is pilling, and it looks even worse up close.

It’s really, really bad.

It's horrible. I don't know who told her that she looks good in camel, but they lied. I have her coloring, camel/beige is awful.

Ha. My mom and I had our colors analyzed for fun in Arlington, and my mom was just texting, "Usha needs to go to the woman we saw, that color is not for her :/" (Hey, Usha's friends, since I know y'all read here, or at least you were more obvious when she had her own thread: Tell your girl that she's a winter of some kind. She looks absolutely beautiful in jewel tones but camel makes her look like the ghost of an Oregon trail cholera victim.)

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Usha aside, this is among the worst coat looks I have seen on a man. I am appalled.

[img] https://images.axios.com/giT48P5fXuwS9k5NHDgYr7DzgTk=/0x371:5528x3480/1920x1080/2025/03/28/1743195430721.jpg?w=1200/[img]

Omg with that coat accentuating his gut and the skinny chicken legs sticking out he looks like he's built like the guy from minion movies.

Tbf, invading Greenland is a pretty Gru move.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:That can't be pilling - it has to be a boucle-type sweater. You can see the photo larger here
https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/vice-president-jd-and-second-lady-usha-vance-eat-a-meal-news-photo/2206673988?adppopup=true

I looked at the larger photo and zoomed in.

It is pilling, and it looks even worse up close.

It’s really, really bad.

It's horrible. I don't know who told her that she looks good in camel, but they lied. I have her coloring, camel/beige is awful.

Ha. My mom and I had our colors analyzed for fun in Arlington, and my mom was just texting, "Usha needs to go to the woman we saw, that color is not for her :/" (Hey, Usha's friends, since I know y'all read here, or at least you were more obvious when she had her own thread: Tell your girl that she's a winter of some kind. She looks absolutely beautiful in jewel tones but camel makes her look like the ghost of an Oregon trail cholera victim.)

At this point I'm pretty sure that Usha just has a personal affinity for these colors that look terrible on her. She seems to really like camel/tan and pale pinky colors and they look so bad on her. Jewel tones do look beautiful on women with her skin tone. I don't get it.

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That is a glow-up but not (yet) full MAGA Barbie.

+1 I think side parts are still frowned upon although admittedly there hasn’t been an executive order against them.

Side parts are often more flattering, and it's sad to me that so many women give in to the middle part trend.

DP. I agree. I look horrible with a middle part so have stuck to my side part. I guess I don't care if it's outdated.

[Anonymous]

I know this is the Trump women, but I'm JD's biggest hater, so while we're on the subject of the Vances, here's what JD wore to visit Quantico the other day:



Someone's trying to look like the gigachads he reads about on right wing schizo twitter...

[Anonymous]

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That is a glow-up but not (yet) full MAGA Barbie.

+1 I think side parts are still frowned upon although admittedly there hasn’t been an executive order against them.

Side parts are often more flattering, and it's sad to me that so many women give in to the middle part trend.

DP. I agree. I look horrible with a middle part so have stuck to my side part. I guess I don't care if it's outdated.

I am the middle part poster and I agree with this!! When side parts were trendy and my hair would inadvertently fall into a middle part, people still complimented it because I look good with it. If you have a side part, even if it's not trendy, you look pretty with it.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:That can't be pilling - it has to be a boucle-type sweater. You can see the photo larger here
https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/vice-president-jd-and-second-lady-usha-vance-eat-a-meal-news-photo/2206673988?adppopup=true

I looked at the larger photo and zoomed in.

It is pilling, and it looks even worse up close.

It’s really, really bad.

It's horrible. I don't know who told her that she looks good in camel, but they lied. I have her coloring, camel/beige is awful.

Ha. My mom and I had our colors analyzed for fun in Arlington, and my mom was just texting, "Usha needs to go to the woman we saw, that color is not for her :/" (Hey, Usha's friends, since I know y'all read here, or at least you were more obvious when she had her own thread: Tell your girl that she's a winter of some kind. She looks absolutely beautiful in jewel tones but camel makes her look like the ghost of an Oregon trail cholera victim.)

At this point I'm pretty sure that Usha just has a personal affinity for these colors that look terrible on her. She seems to really like camel/tan and pale pinky colors and they look so bad on her. Jewel tones do look beautiful on women with her skin tone. I don't get it.

I kind of get it. I used to love wearing pale blue. Turns out, I look really bad in pale blue...but I never wore the colors I looked good in, so I didn't realize how sickly I looked. So when I had my colors done and found out I was a spring, I was kind of disappointed. But the more I started wearing colors I looked good in, the more I got used to it.

I still wear pale blue sometimes, just away from my face. I think Usha should try like, camel pants and a jewel toned top. I think that would look pretty on her.

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Anonymous wrote:Looks at least 40 in today's Washington Post Love Story to her:



But of the MAGA loving WaPo says: "Trump’s newest press secretary is radiant, blond and apple-cheeked — as if one of Leonardo da Vinci’s Madonnas had been styled for a Fox News hit." Gag. Barf.

Also why is her face so FLAT? No, not fat, F-L-A-T?



She forgot to do the back of her hair below, LOL!


And below, she was like 24 years old and dressed AGAIN like a 55 year old. Ewwww. This was well before she had her baby, no excuses.

No woman’s butt has ever looked good in tan pants.

But - and it is shocking that I’m about to compliment KL - I give her credit for no lines or bulges under those.

Zero credit. Wrinkles and seamless dimples.

^seam dimples. Whatever those divots are where the material is not shaped to lie flat.

You mean darts?

PP. Darts can be properly constructed to lie completely flat, even on a curve like a breast or buttock. Those pants had depressed areas around the end of the darts. I don't know if there's a special term for a poorly sewn dart.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Looks at least 40 in today's Washington Post Love Story to her:



But of the MAGA loving WaPo says: "Trump’s newest press secretary is radiant, blond and apple-cheeked — as if one of Leonardo da Vinci’s Madonnas had been styled for a Fox News hit." Gag. Barf.

Also why is her face so FLAT? No, not fat, F-L-A-T?



She forgot to do the back of her hair below, LOL!


And below, she was like 24 years old and dressed AGAIN like a 55 year old. Ewwww. This was well before she had her baby, no excuses.

No woman’s butt has ever looked good in tan pants.

But - and it is shocking that I’m about to compliment KL - I give her credit for no lines or bulges under those.

Zero credit. Wrinkles and seamless dimples.

^seam dimples. Whatever those divots are where the material is not shaped to lie flat.

You mean darts?

PP. Darts can be properly constructed to lie completely flat, even on a curve like a breast or buttock. Those pants had depressed areas around the end of the darts. I don't know if there's a special term for a poorly sewn dart.

A fart.

[Anonymous]

No one's sweater pills that much - it's the texture of the sweater.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No one's sweater pills that much - it's the texture of the sweater.

Alright, I stand corrected.

The matching coats are cringe tho.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:That can't be pilling - it has to be a boucle-type sweater. You can see the photo larger here
https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/vice-president-jd-and-second-lady-usha-vance-eat-a-meal-news-photo/2206673988?adppopup=true

I looked at the larger photo and zoomed in.

It is pilling, and it looks even worse up close.

It’s really, really bad.

It's horrible. I don't know who told her that she looks good in camel, but they lied. I have her coloring, camel/beige is awful.

Ha. My mom and I had our colors analyzed for fun in Arlington, and my mom was just texting, "Usha needs to go to the woman we saw, that color is not for her :/" (Hey, Usha's friends, since I know y'all read here, or at least you were more obvious when she had her own thread: Tell your girl that she's a winter of some kind. She looks absolutely beautiful in jewel tones but camel makes her look like the ghost of an Oregon trail cholera victim.)

At this point I'm pretty sure that Usha just has a personal affinity for these colors that look terrible on her. She seems to really like camel/tan and pale pinky colors and they look so bad on her. Jewel tones do look beautiful on women with her skin tone. I don't get it.

I kind of get it. I used to love wearing pale blue. Turns out, I look really bad in pale blue...but I never wore the colors I looked good in, so I didn't realize how sickly I looked. So when I had my colors done and found out I was a spring, I was kind of disappointed. But the more I started wearing colors I looked good in, the more I got used to it.

I still wear pale blue sometimes, just away from my face. I think Usha should try like, camel pants and a jewel toned top. I think that would look pretty on her.

My guess is her internal perception of herself is a waspy white woman, not understanding that Caroline Kennedy or Goop choose colors and styles that suit them. Regardless, I find it highly entertaining that of ALL the photos available, JD always looks like an idiot.
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