S/O Alternative business names

[Anonymous]

So the thread on Fourbucks and Morebucks (for Starbucks) made me wonder...what alternative business names do you know?

I'll kick things off with:
Burger Thing
Taco Hell
Whole Paycheck
Comcrap...now Xcrementy

[Anonymous]

McDoodoo's

[Anonymous]

Jack in the Crack

[Anonymous]

Crack-Donald's
Pizza Slut
Up-Chuck. E. Cheese

[Anonymous]

Taco Smell

[Anonymous]

Needless Markup

[Anonymous]

Really? No more?

How about an oldie but goodie...Chez Tarzhay

[Anonymous]

Wells Fucko