Calculating a Paul Ryan-worthy marathon time
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Anonymous
| This running calculator gives all of us a chance to improve our marathon times with the push of a button. I'd love to hear some of your pre Paul Ryan times and post Paul Ryan times! I plugged in my PR (3:28) and was given a 2:03! http://www.paulryantimecalculator.com/ |
Anonymous
| Check that -- my time actual time of 3:28 was given a Paul-Ryan certified time of 2:30:48 (not 2:03)! |
Anonymous
| Hey, I just beat Edwin Moses in the 400m hurdles! My coach was an idiot for not recognizing greatness right in front of him. |
Anonymous
| FINALLY! I think I can qualify for Boston! |
Anonymous
Qualify? Baby you are in it to win it. |
Anonymous
| With a Paul Ryan certified time, nothing is impossible! |
Anonymous
| I believe in America, where the rules of physics (and math) are suspended because we're so goddamned exceptional! |