It's not your birth certificate I'm interested in, dude

[Anonymous]

I know the spirits on planet Colob planted you in a North American hospital at birth.

On the other hand, I would like the intergalactic directions to planet Colob. If we're going to pay taxes towards a Presidential Library there, I think I have a right to know where it is.

I also would like you to get your homies to unbaptize my Jewish Grandma, because, you see, my Grandpa is really offended by the whole thing. You should have enough power to do that when you're POTUS, shouldn't you? Or is your Church going to continue to pull your strings and make you do things like trying to force every unmarried woman in this country to give up her children as a good Mormon female is supposed to do?

http://www.vanityfair.com/politics/2012/02/mitt-romney-201202

[Anonymous]

Well, you're unlikely to see him try to affect any change within the Mormon group.

I'd be content to see his tax returns.

[Anonymous]

Where's B.O. ' s passport files?

[Anonymous]

Through all this birth certificate stuff, it is being assumed that there is something sacred about someone's birthplace. Given that he always lived with his mother or her parents, who were undisputed American citizens, he is American by birth, not by naturalization. I can't prove that he satisfies what the founders meant by "natural born", since I am sure they did not have any major discussion in which they came to a consensus. But the idea that someone born in what were then the wild territories of, say, Missouri or Arkansas would someday qualify would probably never have occurred to them, so their intent is obviously not our guide.