| Cabbagestalk |
This is delightful. |
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Bertha (not obscene or anything but unfortunate)
Peed |
| Maggard. As kids they got called Maggots. |
| Principal Dickoff |
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There was an inspector in Baltimore with the last name "Turnipseed" - I got a couple of uncut grass citations from him.
Also had a teacher with the last name Malseed Used to work with someone with the last name Bodycombe |
| Fuchs |
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I clicked and - HARRY COCKBURN??? - and this name actually has some credibility behind it being published in a major newspaper. Is it possible it's some sort of dumb practical joke at the paper? And who would possibly as an adult not going by their middle name... or at least Harold, or Henry... with a last name like that?! (Although I suppose it's better than Dick Cockburn). Or maybe "cock" doesn't mean in the UK what it does here? Still though... |
Quoting myself- this has got to be a joke, the article is about "great tits" |
| Wine Connoisseur Hugh Johnson. |
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dyck
sklut duckbush |
| Poppycock |
Yeah I have a coworker with this name who insists it’s pronounced “Fox”. Ok, Susan. |
| Bich (Vietnamese and pronounced “Bic”) |
| Wunderlich |