And tell us the food that you don’t want to share! |
Yes...at state parks. But nobody is vacationing at the forest...with bacon. |
Make an extra plate for others to have. Not everyone is up at the same time. The others have their own food. They can eat their food if your food isn’t enough but then you won’t seem like a stingy bitch. |
The last woman who ate brunch in the forest was Snow White...and she did so against her will. Despite what those 7 men said, she was not on vacation. |
I don’t know why I’m so invested in this but how does Johnny come to eat the whole package of bacon unless the whole package was cooked? |
Again, a few extra pancakes for 15 people. I can picture this. “Oh, sure, Susan, I’ll be glad to whip up 15 omelettes and a few dozen pancakes, no biggie. Let me just make a run to the store and get a few more cartons of eggs. It’s only 45 minutes away. I can’t imagine a better way of spending my morning.” |
He asks for it cooked I guess? |
Not all brunches include alcohol. SMH |
Then the appropriate response is, “I’m not your cook. Go ask your father.” |
How about bringing an extra carton of eggs and cooking up a huge frittata for everyone? Seriously, basic stuff like should not be so hard. You have issues. |
Really? How come men are never doing it? If you want to live in the kitchen, it’s up to you. I didn’t sign up to service everyone on my few days off. Not even your little Johny. That’s why no one wants to vacation with families with little kids. |
My husband does do it. He often makes breakfast and grills for dinner. He also does morning coffee, doughnut and bagel runs. Plus he is handsome, is an amazing dad and earns a ton of money. He is very kind and generous and overall great guy. That’s why he is so successful. |
Then tell your husband to do it. I love to cook so that's always my jam and I enjoy doing it. My man does the cleaning, which I hate. These are basic things you should be able to manage by now if you're at the stage in your life when you're traveling with a big family. I will say it's pretty crazy to take it out on the poor, clueless little kids who had the bad luck of traveling with you than on your husband, who you should have already had this discussion with if you hate/cant stand cooking. Again, it shouldn't be this hard. Figure it out. |
Then the parents go to the store and buy you the groceries their kids ate. This isn’t on the kids, this is an adult issue. Or man up and have the convo with the adults and tell them in the past they’ve eaten all your food leaving nothing for your kids and you don’t want a repeat so they need to be sure to bring breakfast food for their kids. |
You don’t need to cook large meals. When we go on group vacations everyone chips in and buys a bunch of croissants, toast, fruit, yogurt, cereal, etc...and sets it out on the table in the morning. That way everyone helps themselves to whatever they want. As someone else said, it’s not rocket science. |