Tell me that I don’t need this crab or lobster purses

[Anonymous]

You don't "need" it.

But my general approach is: if you can afford it, would use it, and it brings you joy, go for it!

Personally I'd see someone walking around the Arlington Whole Foods with that and I'd think they look like a fun person. Now that I'm in my late 40s I'm ok with acting a little silly and immature on some things, if it doesn't hurt anyone. I have grey hair, do I really need to prove to anyone that I'm an actual grown-up?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Are you in kindergarten?

These are really childish. If you are an adult mom, then no.

If you are a teen mom. then maybe. You can keep your foodstamps and meth pipe inside, I guess.

We get it; you’re super cereal.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:If you live in Maryland, you may be legally obligated to purchase the red crab one.

Can confirm: I am a lifelong Marylander and I kind of love the red crab one.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Are you in kindergarten?

These are really childish. If you are an adult mom, then no.

If you are a teen mom. then maybe. You can keep your foodstamps and meth pipe inside, I guess.

We get it; you’re super cereal.

Captain Crunch.

I totally agree with the first two paragraphs.

Op what are you 5? No you don’t need these hideous kid bags.

If I see a woman on the street with these I’m going to have to try hard not to laugh.

In your defense it’s not giving meth head.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OK. I'll go first.

"You don't need those lobster or crab purses."

Cute as a designed objects. But seriously, OP, those are not going to work well as purses, men are going to think you're immature, and you're going to get some sideeye from women too.

I am listening to Prince right now. In his immortal words:

"Act your age, not your shoe size."

Why on earth would I care that a man would think that I'm immature?

Yeah, I assume this wasn't going to be OP's office purse or anything, lol. This would be like a man wearing a funny tie to a casual party.

Funny ties are corny as hell.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OK. I'll go first.

"You don't need those lobster or crab purses."

Cute as a designed objects. But seriously, OP, those are not going to work well as purses, men are going to think you're immature, and you're going to get some sideeye from women too.

I am listening to Prince right now. In his immortal words:

"Act your age, not your shoe size."

Why on earth would I care that a man would think that I'm immature?

Yeah, I assume this wasn't going to be OP's office purse or anything, lol. This would be like a man wearing a funny tie to a casual party.

Funny ties are corny as hell.

You sound fun.

[Anonymous]

You do not need the crab or lobster purses.

Usually when I give it to the urge to buy something like this, I regret it and never use or wear it. RARELY I end up loving a quirky choice and using it often.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:OK. I'll go first.

"You don't need those lobster or crab purses."

Cute as a designed objects. But seriously, OP, those are not going to work well as purses, men are going to think you're immature, and you're going to get some sideeye from women too.

I am listening to Prince right now. In his immortal words:

"Act your age, not your shoe size."

Why on earth would I care that a man would think that I'm immature?

Yeah, I assume this wasn't going to be OP's office purse or anything, lol. This would be like a man wearing a funny tie to a casual party.

Funny ties are corny as hell.

Thats the point. Corny and whimsical things suit some situations. Not a funeral or court, but a barbeque or running errands.

[Anonymous]

Can you name 5-10 times you will use it this summer?

[Anonymous]

No to the lobster. Those claws are bound to pinch someone. The crab is a cutie, not exactly practical though.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't like the chain.

+1 I hate straps like that with summer dresses especially if you wear tanks, strappy sundresses, strapless dresses etc. They did into your shoulder and if it's hot the metal gets super hot and can burn you!

[Anonymous]

I think it's adorable.

[Anonymous]

I can't believe you need to be talked down from this.

[Anonymous]

You do need one. They are adorable.