You sound like a lot of fun. |
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Few ideas -
Take his car to get detailed. Or have a remote starter installed if he doesn’t have one. Universal Yums snack box subscription. Snacks from a different country each month, nicely packaged with a book of cool facts about the country. Search for concerts and sporting events a couple weeks after his birthday and buy tix for something he would like. |
| Coupons for BJs and Ana l. Or maybe a threesome. |
| Omaha steaks |
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Hotel room.
High end hooker for a 3way. He will be putty in your hands for the next year. |
LMFAO! 🤣 |
Fairfax county has decriminalized sex-work. So there’s that. |
| What did you end up getting him OP? |
| Get him a bottle of Creed Aventus. You’ll thank me later. |
Really? |
There was a literal whore-house operating in FCPS, and Descano refused to prosecute. He reached a “plea deal,” where the operator agreed to change locations to make the landlord happy, and resume operating elsewhere in the county. Google it. |
It's always been like that, everywhere. You just now noticed it is all. Not legal per-se, just looking the other way. Often the operations have to pay extortion money to cops, judges, politicians. |