Where in the world is JD Vance?

[Anonymous]

This f***up won’t help stay on any main stages.

[Anonymous]

Maybe he was eaten by a "childless cat lady" in Springfield, OH.

[Anonymous]

So gross...his head couldn't be any further up Trump's butt.

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4952898-donald-trump-jd-vance-newsnation-town-hall/
Former President Trump phoned in to NewsNation’s town hall featuring his running mate, Sen. JD Vance (R-Ohio), on Thursday night to ask what he called “quite an interesting” question.

“The answer should be easy: How brilliant is Donald J. Trump?” the former president asked Vance and NewsNation anchor Chris Cuomo.

Vance immediately responded with laughter before telling the Republican nominee that he is “very brilliant.”

“Well, first of all sir, you’re very brilliant. We both agree that it’s important to have very smart people running our government,” the vice presidential nominee said.


“That ability to relate to anybody in any environment, I think that’s the true brilliance of Donald J. Trump,” he added.


Trump thanked his running mate and immediately pivoted to ask about Vice President Harris’s town hall on CNN earlier this week.

[Anonymous]

I don’t know where he’s been but I miss Mr. Blue Eyes! 🔥 🔥

[Anonymous]

JD Vance is such a hypocrit.

Last week, JD Vance was apoplectic about Gretchen Whitmer's tasteless Dorito joke.

“Gretchen Whitmer does this really bizarre thing, where she acts like she’s giving someone communion but it’s a Dorito,” Vance said during a rally in Wisconsin. “And of course, Gretchen Whitmer is not a minister of anything, except for a church I don’t necessarily want to talk about.”

He added, “But think about how sacrilegious that is. And think about how offensive that is."

Even after Whitmer apologized for the joke.

But then when a comedian that was opening for President Trump offends the Latino community with a tasteless joke about Puerto Rico, AND refuses to apologize, JD Vance's response is:

Sen. JD Vance said Monday that while he hadn't heard the racist jokes made by a comedian at his running mate's New York City rally the previous night, he thinks Americans need to "stop getting so offended."

In other words, Democrats need to stop getting so offended when Republicans make tasteless jokes about them, but Republicans have a right to be offended when Democrats make jokes about them.

What a tool.

[Anonymous]

He could be anywhere and the apparent truth is that no one cares. He’s a bladder infection. He’s a cavity in need of a root canal. He’s an insurance scammer who stops short in front of your car. He’s something that sane people want to avoid.

[Anonymous]

Lying as usual

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Lying as usual

These GOP guys are real size queens.

[Anonymous]

I know y’all have missed him— he is sitting down with Rogan this morning!!!

https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/29/vance-joe-rogan-podcast

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I know y’all have missed him— he is sitting down with Rogan this morning!!!

https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/29/vance-joe-rogan-podcast

And of course Vance is just going to lie his ass off. And Rogan as is usually the case for him will be a little too slow-witted to counter him on most of it.

[Anonymous]

He’s the Creepy Sarah Palin Doll. They put him back in the box to recharge his eyeballs.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He’s the Creepy Sarah Palin Doll. They put him back in the box to recharge his eyeballs.

Again with the party of body positivity and tolerance, making fun of someone's looks.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:JD Vance is such a hypocrit.

Last week, JD Vance was apoplectic about Gretchen Whitmer's tasteless Dorito joke.

“Gretchen Whitmer does this really bizarre thing, where she acts like she’s giving someone communion but it’s a Dorito,” Vance said during a rally in Wisconsin. “And of course, Gretchen Whitmer is not a minister of anything, except for a church I don’t necessarily want to talk about.”

He added, “But think about how sacrilegious that is. And think about how offensive that is."

Even after Whitmer apologized for the joke.

But then when a comedian that was opening for President Trump offends the Latino community with a tasteless joke about Puerto Rico, AND refuses to apologize, JD Vance's response is:

Sen. JD Vance said Monday that while he hadn't heard the racist jokes made by a comedian at his running mate's New York City rally the previous night, he thinks Americans need to "stop getting so offended."

In other words, Democrats need to stop getting so offended when Republicans make tasteless jokes about them, but Republicans have a right to be offended when Democrats make jokes about them.

What a tool.

Vance and the Republicans were offended about a joke that had absolutely nothing to do with them. These snowflakes are desperate to invent things to be offended about.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He could be anywhere and the apparent truth is that no one cares. He’s a bladder infection. He’s a cavity in need of a root canal. He’s an insurance scammer who stops short in front of your car. He’s something that sane people want to avoid.

The truth ^^

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He’s the Creepy Sarah Palin Doll. They put him back in the box to recharge his eyeballs.

Again with the party of body positivity and tolerance, making fun of someone's looks.

I’m making fun of his absolutely horrible personality and mindset. The inside is what counts and Vance has no redeemable value as a human being.