You're eating, and you see someone's butt crack showing. What would you do?

[Anonymous]

Breastfeeding without a cover is legal and I know of no of no ordinance or law forbidding showing a butt crack.

[Anonymous]

Would do a quick double check to make certain my own butt was not on display. Then continue on eating.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'd be quite disturbed, honestly.

I would look the other way and continue my meal

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I'd be quite disturbed, honestly.

I would look the other way and continue my meal

Unless they are hot, then I'm staring and enjoying the view

[Anonymous]

What if it’s not a hairy butt crack. All the butt cracks I’ve seen though are fat and hairy

[Anonymous]

I would notice it, be amused because butts are funny, look away and keep eating.

[Anonymous]

This is all you have to do right now OP?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I would take a small piece of food, nut or pea and try to make it a basket into the crack

This is the only reasonable response.

[Anonymous]

Mind my business. Keep eating.

[Anonymous]

You're at the beach or the pool and just as you pull your sandwich out of your picnic basket about 400 people walk by with their total asses hanging out, what would you do?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You're at the beach or the pool and just as you pull your sandwich out of your picnic basket about 400 people walk by with their total asses hanging out, what would you do?

Take a picture so I can enjoy the view whenever I choose.

[Anonymous]

Nothing unless it is a member of my immediate family. Otherwise, look away and eat.

[Anonymous]

I would assume I'd accidentally wandered down to Virginia.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You're at the beach or the pool and just as you pull your sandwich out of your picnic basket about 400 people walk by with their total asses hanging out, what would you do?

Put the sandwich back into the basket and go to a different beach. With 400 people walking by, it's too crowded

[Anonymous]

Have you guys seen the John Lennon and Yoko Ono longest buttcrack and shortest buttcrack meme? It's hilarious but NSFW so I can't post here. Also usually heavily photoshopped.