ISO - Real Ninja for BDAY party
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Anonymous
| Any ninjas for hire out there? |
Anonymous
Anonymous
| Thanks. But, I'm looking to hire a ninja that will come to our house and do ninja stuff. If he or she could hide until all the kids arrive and then appear out of nowhere, even better. |
Anonymous
| lmao |
Anonymous
| I am not sure about a ninja but if you have trouble finding one, let me know if you want the number for the unicorn rental place I used for DC's first birthday. (Pricey, but it did poop out the party favors, so I would still recommend.) |
Anonymous
| Sorry, no recs. PPs, not helpful and mean! |
Anonymous
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On a related note... am I correct in assuming that sending the kids home with fake throwing stars, etc... as ninja party favors will likely not be well received by DC parents.
Still looking. Maybe the Great Zucchini can help me find a good ninja? |
Anonymous
| OP, have you tried calling the Japanese embassy? |
Anonymous
As the mother of two boys, I just wanted to say, my kids would LOVE this. I'm not sure if the other DCUMs would approve. Good luck on your search. |
Anonymous
| Hey, do me a favor, call this number-301-775-3920, his name is Johnny. He does an awesome Batman, and Spiderman, and a few other characters-he might do a ninja, not sure, but if not, he might be able to steer you the right way. Your friend, The Great Zucchini |
Anonymous
| *snort* this thread....it's just....wow.... |
Anonymous
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According to wikipedia Ninjas were "a covert agent or mercenary in feudal Japan who specialized in unorthodox warfare. The functions of the ninja included espionage, sabotage, infiltration, and assassination, and open combat in certain situations.[1] Their covert methods of waging war contrasted the ninja with the samurai, who observed strict rules about honor and combat.[2] The shinobi proper, a specially trained group of spies and mercenaries, appeared in the Sengoku or "warring states" period, in the 15th century,[3] but antecedents may have existed in the 14th century,[4] and possibly even in the 12th century (Heian or early Kamakura era)."
So it will probably be hard to find a 15th century Japanese assassin in the DC area, especially one who does birthday parties. Of course I am also trying to imagine how you would work espionage, sabotage, infiltration and assassination into a birthday party. |
Anonymous
Wouldn't hiring oneself out as birthday party entertainment pretty much SHRED one's ninja creds?!?! 
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Anonymous
Duh why do you think ninjas wear masks? |
Anonymous
| Ninja here. I'm in your house, OP. |