Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

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Anonymous wrote:Quentin
Sylvia, nn Sylvie

You breastfed until age 4 and whenever you find out someone is having a boy, you tell them to watch YouTube videos about the evils of circumcision.

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Anonymous wrote:I love this thread.

DS Harvest
DD Llewellyn
DD CooperAnne

Really, really rich and really, really weird.

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Anonymous wrote:Liam (I wish I had a longer list of names so that I could get a good story)

I just wrote a 17 paragraph story on Liam to make you feel better...
But I deleted it by mistake! I navigated away and then closed the page...aghhh!

Suffice it to say he is Liam...he is yours and you are proud!

Is he a red head?

He isn't a red head but he has awesome hair.

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Anonymous wrote:Isla
Cora

Definitely hipsters

[Anonymous]

Cecilia

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Anonymous wrote:I love this thread.

DS Harvest
DD Llewellyn
DD CooperAnne

Seriously?

[Anonymous]

Adelina

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Anonymous wrote:Cecilia

She's your first. You tell most people that it's a family name, but it's a little more complicated. You and DH met at ND, but were just regular Catholic-not like you were joining Opus Dei or anything. You got married a few years after college while you were both working in DC. You've since moved to the burbs and started attending the closest Church-which is very traditional. You aren't shouting it to the world, but you've been really enjoying it and feeling pulled toward a different path in life-maybe staying home, really focusing on religious formation for the kids-hopefully you will have at least 3. You used to think 3 would be your max, but now you and DH have been thinking about being open to as many as you are given. Cecilia is named after the Saint.

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Anonymous wrote:Cecilia

She's your first. You tell most people that it's a family name, but it's a little more complicated. You and DH met at ND, but were just regular Catholic-not like you were joining Opus Dei or anything. You got married a few years after college while you were both working in DC. You've since moved to the burbs and started attending the closest Church-which is very traditional. You aren't shouting it to the world, but you've been really enjoying it and feeling pulled toward a different path in life-maybe staying home, really focusing on religious formation for the kids-hopefully you will have at least 3. You used to think 3 would be your max, but now you and DH have been thinking about being open to as many as you are given. Cecilia is named after the Saint.

I was raised Catholic but am now a non-denominational Christian, although my daughter was baptised in a Catholic church. Cecilia goes by Lia and she's our first. I want less than three, maybe one, maybe two, probably not three. We didn't go to or meet at ND, we went to UT Austin because we're from Austin. Teaching kids about God is important to us but as for the SAH thing I'm pretty open to anything-working from home, nanny, daycare, staying home, homeschooling. Lia wasn't named after the saint, I just liked the name Cecilia.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Cecilia

She's your first. You tell most people that it's a family name, but it's a little more complicated. You and DH met at ND, but were just regular Catholic-not like you were joining Opus Dei or anything. You got married a few years after college while you were both working in DC. You've since moved to the burbs and started attending the closest Church-which is very traditional. You aren't shouting it to the world, but you've been really enjoying it and feeling pulled toward a different path in life-maybe staying home, really focusing on religious formation for the kids-hopefully you will have at least 3. You used to think 3 would be your max, but now you and DH have been thinking about being open to as many as you are given. Cecilia is named after the Saint.

I was raised Catholic but am now a non-denominational Christian, although my daughter was baptised in a Catholic church. Cecilia goes by Lia and she's our first. I want less than three, maybe one, maybe two, probably not three. We didn't go to or meet at ND, we went to UT Austin because we're from Austin. Teaching kids about God is important to us but as for the SAH thing I'm pretty open to anything-working from home, nanny, daycare, staying home, homeschooling. Lia wasn't named after the saint, I just liked the name Cecilia.

And I forgot to add-we're def not the type who is open to as many as we are given. I want 1-2

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Sylvie
Nina
Teddy (Theodore)

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Thomas
Susan
Jimmy

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Anonymous wrote:Sylvie
Nina
Teddy (Theodore)

Your husband is a politician and you're a SAHM. You met your husband at a bar, you didn't go to college because you couldn't afford it, your kids go to public school and you pretend you're happy not having a degree or a job but there's a part of you that wants to jet off to Paris and make a living off your art everyone in the States thinks is tacky and overdone.

Your kids are pretty normal. Teddy is cute and has a big smile. Loves running around and has lots of friends. You're happy for him because he didn't have an easy babyhood because of his heart issues and has had to have five open heart surgeries and he's only seven. He does ok academically, bad at math. Nina is a bit of a five-year-old tryhard. She doesn't have a real group of friends and instead tags along to anyone who will let her. She doesn't get social cues. No one wants you to know, but they either think something's off with her or she's gifted. You're currently getting her tested for giftedness and so far, she's been doing pretty well. Sylvie is short for Sylvia. She has a closeknit group of three other girls and is nine in the fourth grade. She's over the dad-is-a-famous-politician thing and spends lots of time at her friends' houses and acts like a mini-teenager. Does tap classes, thinks she'll make it big.

Your husband is traditionally attractive and women like seeing him but you know he's obsessed with you and you love his personality and how easy it is to talk about anything with him.

[Anonymous]

Isabela
Viggo

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Mason
Alexander
Sage
Olivia