Anonymous wrote:Back to Kiss a$$ parents- tell me if you know this guy lol
So this guy is all smiles and loves everyone and their kid, then actively tries to recruit new players with a good chance they’ll replace YOUR kid.
This guy took over collecting funds and buying the coach an end of year gift from the team manager to “help out.” Wanna help me, bud? Schedule some games, get cash for the refs, enter stuff in teamsnap.
This guy travels to other teams tournaments and actively, visibly, cheers for that team. Doesn’t have any friends with kids on that team. Makes sure the coaches know he was there though.
This guy never played the sport but is an expert on handballs and offsides, and what position your kid is best suited for, which is never the position his kid is best suited for.
This guy knows more about what happens over the weekend at other teams games, than you do about your own team.
This guy hosts team bonding events that star his kid.
This guy had a guest player on our team, when another called out sick, in a heartbeat, like they were waiting by the phone.
This guy will scout other games and tell you what player your kid needs to focus on during the game, what their number is, their hair color, their favorite cereal, and their home address.
This guy, anyone know him?
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