Most annoying DCUM posters... name yours.

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Anonymous wrote:Sexless marriage man.

Although he’s kind of growing on me. Those threads just wouldn’t be the same without his obnoxiousness.

Yea, I keep hoping he gets laid so he will stop annoying everyone. I am annoyed at the red penned grammar nazi that corrects other's writing.

I mean, would YOU sleep with him if you had to live with him every day?

Jesus, no.

Top annoying posters, in order:

1) Open Marriage Guy
2) Redshirting Is Against Natural Law Lady
3) Not On The Deed To The House Lady
4) Anyone who’s ever typed the words “You do realize...”

God I love this hellsite.

I agree with all of this.

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The FCPS parents who don’t put FCPS in their post titles (eg “school board meeting”) because they think Fairfax is the only school system in VA.

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Anonymous wrote:Um,....I do lots of these. Welp, anyways, I'm sure you're just jealous of me.
Signed,
NOT Annoying poster

What a strange response.

Oh, sweetie. Bless your heart and open your marriage.

No, honey, you open a daycare because school is not one.

Meh. You are aware that I don’t have children? I only come here to tell others how to parent.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Parents of toddlers who criticize parents venting about their tweens and teens.

Those are priceless.

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Anonymous wrote:Why’d you even have kids if you didn’t want to clean their stinking asses?

FIFY 😘


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The I'm so poor making $750K/year and the opposite I live like a king with 4 kids in 550 sqf on a $55k salary. Both delusional.

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Anonymous wrote:What annoys me is when people can identify another poster simply by their writing ✍🏼 style‼️
Creepy!

Or when people call another poster “obsessed.”

Without knowing the true definition of the word.

Intelligent people who read a lot tend to be able to pick up nuances in writers' "voices". You should be impressed, not creeped out. These same people also notice plagarism.

True dat

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I make $250K+ a year with a SAH parent. Can we get financial aid at private school? I hate to spend my actual savings.

The answer is NO

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Anonymous wrote:The teacher haters—that all teachers are “lazy” and don’t want to work, when they can literally hear the teachers teaching their children all day, plus have staff meetings, team meetings, IEP meetings, etc. We are working hard!!!

YES! I loathe these people, and I'm not a teacher.

Same! I think there are good arguments for opening schools but then some parents reduce everything to “teachers are lazy and just want to stay home in their pajamas.” Which is such a rude thing to say about the people who have been educating your children at no extra cost to you, and will continue to do so after we go back.

Yes, in the school posts you have:

1) The idiot teacher haters - "You just want to stay in your PJs" - so annoying.
2) The anti-parent DL forever boosters who say "You are selfish and need free daycare" even though you just said the problem was your high school student having trouble with AP Calculous BC
3) The DL forever people who are furious that you suggest ever returning to in person learning because their kids like DL better.
4) My personal favorite - the person who, when not supporting her teens in DL, is hiking through isolated areas of the DMV with her multiple teenagers who haven't seen another human being outside of their family since March but are nonetheless filled with joy each day.

The above summary is hilarious - parent of teen who is doing well with DL.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Wait! Are there seriously people posting on a web forum that we know tracks IP addresses that they are members of the IC?! How have I not seen that before?

I’m sure any IC member is likely like a secretary at CIA, and probably still uses a TOR browser.

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Doc Review Guy

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The lady who always has to tell that she's petite, no matter what the subject. ("What day is garbage day? being petite . . . ")

the woman who is extremely concerned with what men like in a woman (What should I wear to be appealing to men? What haircuts are appealing to men? WHat kind of men like women in their 30's? etc.)

The people who like to post their weight and have threads about how much they should weigh. I don't know, get a scale or ask a doctor.

[Anonymous]

The you sound jealous poster.

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Anonymous wrote:It makes me cringe anytime posters use the word classy or try to pass judgment on whether something is or is not classy.

What about if they post "You stay classy, San Diego!"?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The you sound jealous poster.

I always assume that’s a once moderately attractive woman that has gone to seed. (Peaked in college)