Bezos / Sanchez wedding fashion thread

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Anonymous wrote: it's like all these people were going to different events

This! These outfits.

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Anonymous wrote:Best and worst
https://www.the-independent.com/life-style/fashion/jeff-bezos-lauren-sanchez-wedding-outfits-venice-b2778089.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=picturepost&fbclid=IwQ0xDSwLNUYJleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHre7wMuzO691JpqeeW0CqSb_ZLFHFGOUEmUAbOmhd4W-yMYsTfQfRTlJ6iT0_aem_qx1FjYFPqC9ZvU7gPltUPA

I like Ivanka's blue and white dress. She looks good here.

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This I actually love, and I hate most of what she wears.

I do too but why is she wearing it sitting in a kitchen.

Because the whole thing is insane...the dress was supposedly inspired by doges. Medieval Venetian rulers who were often found wearing velvet while tending to their majolica-tiled kitchens.

Has anyone found a picture of the dress with the Canaletto painting on it?

"Venice. I'm wearing it!"

Also the buttons make sense on the original Sofia Lauren wedding dress. Because the top is meant to look like a separate bodice. Putting them from top to bottom on the front and back of a full length dress is very strange.

I am grateful that billionaires support the fashion industry.

I also disliked Lady Di's dress - too drippy and crumpled - and Kate Middleton's dress - too basic and copying of Grace Kelly's dress. So this isn't a Lauren Sanchez thing. I'm hoping the richest people on Earth can do better. Princess Beatrice actually did a pretty good job upcycling her Granny's gown and tiara.

The most elegant royal/major celebrity wedding dress in modern memory was actually Meghan Markle, like her or not.

I love Meghan and am not a hater by any means but hers was kinda boring. I liked it but it wasn't my favorite. I think Kate Middleton and Ivanka Trump's were better.

Although I will say Meghan was like 35ish when she got married, so I could see how she wouldn't want to do the ingenue look two girls in their late 20s did.

Meghan's dress was boring and not very flattering.

Yeah, it could've been tailored better. I love her but for someone with her budget/taste, you'd think her shit would be tailored impeccably and it rarely is.

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Anonymous wrote:I am confused by the whole thing- is Jeff Bezos actually friends with the Kardashians? And tom Brady? and Orlando bloom? Or does he have no friends and they just invited random celebrities?

I would think a wedding would be friends but maybe I am wrong.

This is what I was thinking. Why are these people there?

Celebrity wedding. Inviting people you don't really know just because they are famous.

Meghan and Harry did this.

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Anonymous wrote:Sanchez is Hispanic. This fact is like stuffing roasted jalapenos chillies up the butt of entitled Karens. Their outrage that a rich White man actually married a non-White woman is hilarious.

Lauren Sanchez - Bezos
Meghan Markle - Harry
Amal Clooney - George
Priyanka Chopra - Nick Jonas

My guess is that zero people posting in this thread care that Sanchez is Hispanic.

You are correct. I am Asian and don't care at all. My personal opinion is that these two people have no taste, and for public occasions, choose to present themselves in a vulgar way, not even as a deliberate choice, but because they don't know any better, not having been raised in elegant households. But they might be kind people once you get to know them. So I'm not going to criticize *too much*.

They both grew up UMC which is like the height of luxury according to DCUM lol.

PP you replied to. How do I say this? The American upper middle class is often not elegant or schooled in how to behave. There are plenty of European and Asian families (and exceedingly few Americans) who are explicitly taught how to act as members of the modern upper classes. How to dress for all occasions, how to greet people, what to talk about, how to eat and with which utensil, how to drink, how to walk, express respect in different cultures, etc. Also please look at who they invited. Some of these guests would never have been invited in certain circles.

This is the vulgar wedding of the decade. At the same time, I want to acknowledge that manners are not everything and that this couple may be perfectly lovely. I don't know them personally, and I recognize that it's mean to talk about them like this.

Europeans and Asians love to call Americans dumb and then say incredibly stupid shit like this. I would never deign to say "All Europeans and Asians X" but you all love to make blanket statements about us.

I assure you that the American upper middle class knows how to greet people, which fork to use, and "how to walk," whatever that means.

The Ambani wedding was just as tacky with a similar/overlapping guest list of celebs.

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All I see is a bunch of sociopathologically greedy people who made all their money while not paying their employees enough and providing good benefits, then not paying their fair share of taxes.

Parasites. Bring on the revolution.

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Anonymous wrote:How are these people richer than croesus and have such terrible taste?

You either have it or you don't. You can hire someone to style you or have close family/friends to advise you but that requires a lack of ego. These people surround themselves sycophants.

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Anonymous wrote:Sanchez is Hispanic. This fact is like stuffing roasted jalapenos chillies up the butt of entitled Karens. Their outrage that a rich White man actually married a non-White woman is hilarious.

Lauren Sanchez - Bezos
Meghan Markle - Harry
Amal Clooney - George
Priyanka Chopra - Nick Jonas

My guess is that zero people posting in this thread care that Sanchez is Hispanic.

You are correct. I am Asian and don't care at all. My personal opinion is that these two people have no taste, and for public occasions, choose to present themselves in a vulgar way, not even as a deliberate choice, but because they don't know any better, not having been raised in elegant households. But they might be kind people once you get to know them. So I'm not going to criticize *too much*.

They both grew up UMC which is like the height of luxury according to DCUM lol.

PP you replied to. How do I say this? The American upper middle class is often not elegant or schooled in how to behave. There are plenty of European and Asian families (and exceedingly few Americans) who are explicitly taught how to act as members of the modern upper classes. How to dress for all occasions, how to greet people, what to talk about, how to eat and with which utensil, how to drink, how to walk, express respect in different cultures, etc. Also please look at who they invited. Some of these guests would never have been invited in certain circles.

This is the vulgar wedding of the decade. At the same time, I want to acknowledge that manners are not everything and that this couple may be perfectly lovely. I don't know them personally, and I recognize that it's mean to talk about them like this.

Europeans and Asians love to call Americans dumb and then say incredibly stupid shit like this. I would never deign to say "All Europeans and Asians X" but you all love to make blanket statements about us.

I assure you that the American upper middle class knows how to greet people, which fork to use, and "how to walk," whatever that means.

The Ambani wedding was just as tacky with a similar/overlapping guest list of celebs.

Right but PP doesn't want to talk about that because the Ambanis are ~*~Asian~*~ and thus not uncultured UMC Americans who don't know how to walk.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Best and worst
https://www.the-independent.com/life-style/fashion/jeff-bezos-lauren-sanchez-wedding-outfits-venice-b2778089.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=picturepost&fbclid=IwQ0xDSwLNUYJleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHre7wMuzO691JpqeeW0CqSb_ZLFHFGOUEmUAbOmhd4W-yMYsTfQfRTlJ6iT0_aem_qx1FjYFPqC9ZvU7gPltUPA

Those best are pretty awful.

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Anonymous wrote:Some day after pics

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14856271/best-dressed-celebs-emerge-lauren-sanchez-jeff-bezos-wedding.html

Interesting. Her first baby daddy was invited and in attendance.

Was the second ex there?

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Anonymous wrote:Some day after pics

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14856271/best-dressed-celebs-emerge-lauren-sanchez-jeff-bezos-wedding.html

Interesting. Her first baby daddy was invited and in attendance.

Was the second ex there?

Don’t know, but I did not see a mention of him anywhere. Of course that means nothing because none of the collective seven children were mentioned either. I’m sure some if not all the children attended their parents wedding. It’s been six or seven years since both families blew up over the infidelity.

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Anonymous wrote:Some day after pics

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14856271/best-dressed-celebs-emerge-lauren-sanchez-jeff-bezos-wedding.html

Interesting. Her first baby daddy was invited and in attendance.

Was the second ex there?

Don’t know, but I did not see a mention of him anywhere. Of course that means nothing because none of the collective seven children were mentioned either. I’m sure some if not all the children attended their parents wedding. It’s been six or seven years since both families blew up over the infidelity.

All of Lauren's kids were there and her daughter was her maid of honor. Unconfirmed re: the Bezos kids. I would be surprised if they weren't there. Apparently they do family dinners with all the kids so they must get along on the surface, at least.

[Anonymous]

It was a fancy dress party for mutual publicity of the hosts and the attendees. Not quite Mukeesh Ambani level extravagance but still as tacky.

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Kris Jenner still looks horrific to me. That nose curving like a fkd up butternut squash and her lunar surface facial texture and shoe polish black hair. All of it is no.

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Anonymous wrote:It was a fancy dress party for mutual publicity of the hosts and the attendees. Not quite Mukeesh Ambani level extravagance but still as tacky.

The Ambani wedding was unbelievably expensive but for the price, they could afford real luxury for their guests and themselves. The clothes and jewels of the wedding party were one-of-a-kind and truly beautiful and elegant. The experiences offered to their guests over several days were unique. That family has taste AND money.

This wedding has nothing to do with the Ambani wedding. The world, used to more elegance on the part of its richest people, classifies it as Vulgar American. Sadly, this is what America does best. Vulgarity. It has given us the Kardashians, who are the epitome of that style. The bride has the same vibe and naturally invited people who meshed with it.