Why is Friendship Heights so empty and lame?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Friendship heights is a retirement community. Too many old people for it to be a “popping” place. Old people stay inside watching TV. They don’t (or can’t) walk enough. I mean this in the most clinical sense possible

You mean unlike the incel density bros who sit in their moms’ basements blogging about Smart Growth and NIMBYs.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Friendship heights is a retirement community. Too many old people for it to be a “popping” place. Old people stay inside watching TV. They don’t (or can’t) walk enough. I mean this in the most clinical sense possible

You mean unlike the incel density bros who sit in their moms’ basements blogging about Smart Growth and NIMBYs.

I get laid plenty. Come to a brewery out in U st and you’ll see the hot nonprofit girlies throw themselves at my feet after I start spewing Georgist and urbanism facts

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Friendship heights is a retirement community. Too many old people for it to be a “popping” place. Old people stay inside watching TV. They don’t (or can’t) walk enough. I mean this in the most clinical sense possible

You mean unlike the incel density bros who sit in their moms’ basements blogging about Smart Growth and NIMBYs.

I get laid plenty. Come to a brewery out in U st and you’ll see the hot nonprofit girlies throw themselves at my feet after I start spewing Georgist and urbanism facts

Bet they positively swoon at your trickle down Libertarianism.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Friendship heights is a retirement community. Too many old people for it to be a “popping” place. Old people stay inside watching TV. They don’t (or can’t) walk enough. I mean this in the most clinical sense possible

You mean unlike the incel density bros who sit in their moms’ basements blogging about Smart Growth and NIMBYs.

I get laid plenty. Come to a brewery out in U st and you’ll see the hot nonprofit girlies throw themselves at my feet after I start spewing Georgist and urbanism facts

Bet they positively swoon at your trickle down Libertarianism.

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[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Friendship heights is a retirement community. Too many old people for it to be a “popping” place. Old people stay inside watching TV. They don’t (or can’t) walk enough. I mean this in the most clinical sense possible

You mean unlike the incel density bros who sit in their moms’ basements blogging about Smart Growth and NIMBYs.

I get laid plenty. Come to a brewery out in U st and you’ll see the hot nonprofit girlies throw themselves at my feet after I start spewing Georgist and urbanism facts

They pretend to listen because they think you’ll buy them a drink. They leave when you don’t…because you’re poor.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Friendship heights is a retirement community. Too many old people for it to be a “popping” place. Old people stay inside watching TV. They don’t (or can’t) walk enough. I mean this in the most clinical sense possible

You mean unlike the incel density bros who sit in their moms’ basements blogging about Smart Growth and NIMBYs.

I get laid plenty. Come to a brewery out in U st and you’ll see the hot nonprofit girlies throw themselves at my feet after I start spewing Georgist and urbanism facts

They pretend to listen because they think you’ll buy them a drink. They leave when you don’t…because you’re poor.

This is one of the saddest exchanges I've ever seen on DCUM and that's saying a lot.

I'm also pretty sure it's not even really an "exchange" since it reeks of PP replying to themselves trying to parody the "incel density bro" that only exists in their weird imagination as evidenced by the fact that only a suburban/exurban troll too terrified to actually come into DC wouldn't know that there are no breweries on U St.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Friendship heights is a retirement community. Too many old people for it to be a “popping” place. Old people stay inside watching TV. They don’t (or can’t) walk enough. I mean this in the most clinical sense possible

You mean unlike the incel density bros who sit in their moms’ basements blogging about Smart Growth and NIMBYs.

I get laid plenty. Come to a brewery out in U st and you’ll see the hot nonprofit girlies throw themselves at my feet after I start spewing Georgist and urbanism facts

They pretend to listen because they think you’ll buy them a drink. They leave when you don’t…because you’re poor.

This is one of the saddest exchanges I've ever seen on DCUM and that's saying a lot.

I'm also pretty sure it's not even really an "exchange" since it reeks of PP replying to themselves trying to parody the "incel density bro" that only exists in their weird imagination as evidenced by the fact that only a suburban/exurban troll too terrified to actually come into DC wouldn't know that there are no breweries on U St.

I was the one humorously responding to that suburban boomer and I was thinking of Aslin, which upon checking, is on 14th and S. My bad. I revoke my “density bro” card

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Friendship heights is a retirement community. Too many old people for it to be a “popping” place. Old people stay inside watching TV. They don’t (or can’t) walk enough. I mean this in the most clinical sense possible

You mean unlike the incel density bros who sit in their moms’ basements blogging about Smart Growth and NIMBYs.

I get laid plenty. Come to a brewery out in U st and you’ll see the hot nonprofit girlies throw themselves at my feet after I start spewing Georgist and urbanism facts

They pretend to listen because they think you’ll buy them a drink. They leave when you don’t…because you’re poor.

This is one of the saddest exchanges I've ever seen on DCUM and that's saying a lot.

I'm also pretty sure it's not even really an "exchange" since it reeks of PP replying to themselves trying to parody the "incel density bro" that only exists in their weird imagination as evidenced by the fact that only a suburban/exurban troll too terrified to actually come into DC wouldn't know that there are no breweries on U St.

Right Proper is on T Street in a neighborhood casually referred to as U Street.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Friendship heights is a retirement community. Too many old people for it to be a “popping” place. Old people stay inside watching TV. They don’t (or can’t) walk enough. I mean this in the most clinical sense possible

You mean unlike the incel density bros who sit in their moms’ basements blogging about Smart Growth and NIMBYs.

I get laid plenty. Come to a brewery out in U st and you’ll see the hot nonprofit girlies throw themselves at my feet after I start spewing Georgist and urbanism facts

They pretend to listen because they think you’ll buy them a drink. They leave when you don’t…because you’re poor.

This is one of the saddest exchanges I've ever seen on DCUM and that's saying a lot.

I'm also pretty sure it's not even really an "exchange" since it reeks of PP replying to themselves trying to parody the "incel density bro" that only exists in their weird imagination as evidenced by the fact that only a suburban/exurban troll too terrified to actually come into DC wouldn't know that there are no breweries on U St.

Right Proper is on T Street in a neighborhood casually referred to as U Street.

That's in the grey area that could be U St or could be Shaw. I usually go with Shaw for it.

[Anonymous]

It's dense with the highrises but they are in their own section away from commercial. It is not residential over commercial.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Friendship heights is a retirement community. Too many old people for it to be a “popping” place. Old people stay inside watching TV. They don’t (or can’t) walk enough. I mean this in the most clinical sense possible

You mean unlike the incel density bros who sit in their moms’ basements blogging about Smart Growth and NIMBYs.

I get laid plenty. Come to a brewery out in U st and you’ll see the hot nonprofit girlies throw themselves at my feet after I start spewing Georgist and urbanism facts

They pretend to listen because they think you’ll buy them a drink. They leave when you don’t…because you’re poor.

This is one of the saddest exchanges I've ever seen on DCUM and that's saying a lot.

I'm also pretty sure it's not even really an "exchange" since it reeks of PP replying to themselves trying to parody the "incel density bro" that only exists in their weird imagination as evidenced by the fact that only a suburban/exurban troll too terrified to actually come into DC wouldn't know that there are no breweries on U St.

Right Proper is on T Street in a neighborhood casually referred to as U Street.

You're missing the point, which is that anyone who actually knows anything about DC breweries knows that NE is DC's epicenter of brewing and would never use U St as the go-to example of where breweries are, especially when the PP said "come to a brewery on U St" implying that U St. was a known location for multiple breweries.

It would be like trying to prove you're a NOVA Korean-American by saying "Come to a KBBQ place in Arlington." Like, sure, Arlington probably has a KBBQ spot, but if you were actually Korean you'd know to say "Annandale."

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Friendship heights is a retirement community. Too many old people for it to be a “popping” place. Old people stay inside watching TV. They don’t (or can’t) walk enough. I mean this in the most clinical sense possible

You mean unlike the incel density bros who sit in their moms’ basements blogging about Smart Growth and NIMBYs.

I get laid plenty. Come to a brewery out in U st and you’ll see the hot nonprofit girlies throw themselves at my feet after I start spewing Georgist and urbanism facts

They pretend to listen because they think you’ll buy them a drink. They leave when you don’t…because you’re poor.

This is one of the saddest exchanges I've ever seen on DCUM and that's saying a lot.

I'm also pretty sure it's not even really an "exchange" since it reeks of PP replying to themselves trying to parody the "incel density bro" that only exists in their weird imagination as evidenced by the fact that only a suburban/exurban troll too terrified to actually come into DC wouldn't know that there are no breweries on U St.

Right Proper is on T Street in a neighborhood casually referred to as U Street.

You're missing the point, which is that anyone who actually knows anything about DC breweries knows that NE is DC's epicenter of brewing and would never use U St as the go-to example of where breweries are, especially when the PP said "come to a brewery on U St" implying that U St. was a known location for multiple breweries.

It would be like trying to prove you're a NOVA Korean-American by saying "Come to a KBBQ place in Arlington." Like, sure, Arlington probably has a KBBQ spot, but if you were actually Korean you'd know to say "Annandale."

I know what you mean (I went to city state a couple times) but going to NE is like going to a 3rd world country. I don’t like to see poverty when I’m enjoying a brew. I mean this as respectfully as possible.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Friendship heights is a retirement community. Too many old people for it to be a “popping” place. Old people stay inside watching TV. They don’t (or can’t) walk enough. I mean this in the most clinical sense possible

You mean unlike the incel density bros who sit in their moms’ basements blogging about Smart Growth and NIMBYs.

I get laid plenty. Come to a brewery out in U st and you’ll see the hot nonprofit girlies throw themselves at my feet after I start spewing Georgist and urbanism facts

They pretend to listen because they think you’ll buy them a drink. They leave when you don’t…because you’re poor.

This is one of the saddest exchanges I've ever seen on DCUM and that's saying a lot.

I'm also pretty sure it's not even really an "exchange" since it reeks of PP replying to themselves trying to parody the "incel density bro" that only exists in their weird imagination as evidenced by the fact that only a suburban/exurban troll too terrified to actually come into DC wouldn't know that there are no breweries on U St.

Right Proper is on T Street in a neighborhood casually referred to as U Street.

You're missing the point, which is that anyone who actually knows anything about DC breweries knows that NE is DC's epicenter of brewing and would never use U St as the go-to example of where breweries are, especially when the PP said "come to a brewery on U St" implying that U St. was a known location for multiple breweries.

It would be like trying to prove you're a NOVA Korean-American by saying "Come to a KBBQ place in Arlington." Like, sure, Arlington probably has a KBBQ spot, but if you were actually Korean you'd know to say "Annandale."

I know what you mean (I went to city state a couple times) but going to NE is like going to a 3rd world country. I don’t like to see poverty when I’m enjoying a brew. I mean this as respectfully as possible.

There is no possible way to mean "going to NE is like going to a 3rd world country" respectfully.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Friendship heights is a retirement community. Too many old people for it to be a “popping” place. Old people stay inside watching TV. They don’t (or can’t) walk enough. I mean this in the most clinical sense possible

You mean unlike the incel density bros who sit in their moms’ basements blogging about Smart Growth and NIMBYs.

I get laid plenty. Come to a brewery out in U st and you’ll see the hot nonprofit girlies throw themselves at my feet after I start spewing Georgist and urbanism facts

They pretend to listen because they think you’ll buy them a drink. They leave when you don’t…because you’re poor.

This is one of the saddest exchanges I've ever seen on DCUM and that's saying a lot.

I'm also pretty sure it's not even really an "exchange" since it reeks of PP replying to themselves trying to parody the "incel density bro" that only exists in their weird imagination as evidenced by the fact that only a suburban/exurban troll too terrified to actually come into DC wouldn't know that there are no breweries on U St.

Right Proper is on T Street in a neighborhood casually referred to as U Street.

You're missing the point, which is that anyone who actually knows anything about DC breweries knows that NE is DC's epicenter of brewing and would never use U St as the go-to example of where breweries are, especially when the PP said "come to a brewery on U St" implying that U St. was a known location for multiple breweries.

It would be like trying to prove you're a NOVA Korean-American by saying "Come to a KBBQ place in Arlington." Like, sure, Arlington probably has a KBBQ spot, but if you were actually Korean you'd know to say "Annandale."

I know what you mean (I went to city state a couple times) but going to NE is like going to a 3rd world country. I don’t like to see poverty when I’m enjoying a brew. I mean this as respectfully as possible.

Well there's the biggest yikes I've seen today.

I can't tell you how glad I am that you feel this way though, because that means I'll never have to worry I might run into a scumbag like you while drinking in NE.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Friendship heights is a retirement community. Too many old people for it to be a “popping” place. Old people stay inside watching TV. They don’t (or can’t) walk enough. I mean this in the most clinical sense possible

You mean unlike the incel density bros who sit in their moms’ basements blogging about Smart Growth and NIMBYs.

I get laid plenty. Come to a brewery out in U st and you’ll see the hot nonprofit girlies throw themselves at my feet after I start spewing Georgist and urbanism facts

They pretend to listen because they think you’ll buy them a drink. They leave when you don’t…because you’re poor.

This is one of the saddest exchanges I've ever seen on DCUM and that's saying a lot.

I'm also pretty sure it's not even really an "exchange" since it reeks of PP replying to themselves trying to parody the "incel density bro" that only exists in their weird imagination as evidenced by the fact that only a suburban/exurban troll too terrified to actually come into DC wouldn't know that there are no breweries on U St.

Right Proper is on T Street in a neighborhood casually referred to as U Street.

You're missing the point, which is that anyone who actually knows anything about DC breweries knows that NE is DC's epicenter of brewing and would never use U St as the go-to example of where breweries are, especially when the PP said "come to a brewery on U St" implying that U St. was a known location for multiple breweries.

It would be like trying to prove you're a NOVA Korean-American by saying "Come to a KBBQ place in Arlington." Like, sure, Arlington probably has a KBBQ spot, but if you were actually Korean you'd know to say "Annandale."

More like saying Alexandria instead of Merrifield.