Theme shirt for DCUM

[Anonymous]

Saw this on the daily Woot! shirt and immediately thought of DCUM:

[Anonymous]

Great one.
How about "It's all first world problems"

[Anonymous]

or "I feel sorry for your children"

[Anonymous]

I know everything. Ask me anything.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:or "I feel sorry for your children"

+1

[Anonymous]

"I don't reciprocate. Ask me anything!"

[Anonymous]

"I am angry and bitter about my own life...now let me judge your's"

[Anonymous]

Corn. An ear of corn will do.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:"I am angry and bitter about my own life...now let me judge your's"

"Where's my red pen?"

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:"I am angry and bitter about my own life...now let me judge your's"

"Where's my red pen?"

Ah, you beat me to it.

[Anonymous]

I never talk to my spouse, we only argue and we don't know why we never agree on anything (or like each other anymore)!

[Anonymous]

"Strangers: I trust your judgement. Please help me with my marriage"

[Anonymous]

Where every kid is above average

-- DCUM and Lake Wobegone

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:or "I feel sorry for your children"

THIS.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I know everything. Ask me anything.

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