weird stickers of families that I see on every DCUM's minivan!

Anonymous
What is the deal with the white stick-figure-ish stickers that represent each family member that I see on everyone's mini-vans. for example, there will be a stick figure of a mom and a dad and 2 kids (the girl looks like a ballerina stick figure and the boy has a like a cape, or something super-hero-ish) Then there is a stick figure of a cat or dog. It's always on a mini-van in the lower left of the back window.

WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE AND WHY DO PEOPLE HAVE THEM???

Please, please explain this to me. I am a mom and I live in the DC area, I drive an SUV, but I don't have these stickers. Am i weird? Am I missing something? Do they mean something??? Where do people buy these stickers? Do you need to belong to a special club? What do they symbolize?
Anonymous
this is new for you? where have you been the last 8 years?
Anonymous
They are stupid. Also, driving a minivan is stupid. If you drive a minivan and put those family stick figure things on your car, it means you've completely given up trying to be an individual and surrendered yourself over to being a pudgy, minivan-driving, hair-in-a-permanent ponytail mom.
Anonymous
OP here, I have noticed these stickers for many years, but I had no one to ask- now I have DCUM forum to ask!
Anonymous
.. and as some prior posts have pointed out, if you put your kids' names on there and the school, you've given someone way too much info about yourself!

And, I wonder the same thing as 20:53 - also not just a DC thing.
Anonymous
What's the question? They're silly - "Hey! Look at me! I have kids! Look at me! I have a dog! Woo hoo!" Yup - I still don't care.
Anonymous
Do they have stick figure family stickers that fit inside the Jesus fish symbol? That would be way awesome.
Anonymous
AHAHHHh OP here, someone else beat me to it with a post -- so I am not the only one baffled by these stickers!!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:They are stupid. Also, driving a minivan is stupid. If you drive a minivan and put those family stick figure things on your car, it means you've completely given up trying to be an individual and surrendered yourself over to being a pudgy, minivan-driving, hair-in-a-permanent ponytail mom.


Okay, genius, what do you drive? So you think all mini van driving moms are stupid, fat and wear a permanent ponytail.

Me = minivan + no stick people, I do think the stick people icons are stupid


I'm fit, 5'5" - 120 lbs, I'm not really fit, but I'm certainly not pudgy. I don't get where you came up with the idea that all minivan moms are pudgy and stupid.

Go back under your hole of misery, and let the rest of us be in peace.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:They are stupid. Also, driving a minivan is stupid. If you drive a minivan and put those family stick figure things on your car, it means you've completely given up trying to be an individual and surrendered yourself over to being a pudgy, minivan-driving, hair-in-a-permanent ponytail mom.


Okay, genius, what do you drive? So you think all mini van driving moms are stupid, fat and wear a permanent ponytail.

Me = minivan + no stick people, I do think the stick people icons are stupid


I'm fit, 5'5" - 120 lbs, I'm not really fit, but I'm certainly not pudgy. I don't get where you came up with the idea that all minivan moms are pudgy and stupid.

Go back under your hole of misery, and let the rest of us be in peace.


Everyone I've known who has bought a minivan was on the fence at first, but now the sing its praises. We're looking forward to when we get to drive one.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:

Everyone I've known who has bought a minivan was on the fence at first, but now the sing its praises. We're looking forward to when we get to drive one.



I was on the fence too, but DH convinced me otherwise, glad I have one! My pudgy self loves o drive while wearing my ponytail.
Anonymous
It's a gang thing.
Anonymous
I really want a minivan just so i can get a sticker of a mom on the recliner and 3 dads to do her bidding and watch the kids.

Or perhaps it'll be Mom + Lovecratianesque Monstrosity + Adorable Little Things That Should Not Be
Anonymous
I have them on the back of my SUV but on the right side what does that say about me?
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