The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:Melania today on Capitol Hill. She should've worn a fedora to go with the gangster vibe of her husband's administration.

Oh, god. On the one hand, it's fabulous.

On the other, the proportions are giving me hot dog vendor at the 1904 World's Fair.
https://shop.shsmo.org/st-louis-the-1904-worlds-fair-by-joe-sonderman-mike-truax/

I think she looks awful. It’s ugly and too tight. She is so manly looking.

The better to teek off my husvband vith. Fock those Utah curl geerls.

Yes this is OT but I saw some very limp "Utah curl geerl" outside the Pentry at the Wharf the other day. That look doesn't last long if your hair is your real hair and really stright.

Really? We should bring back aquanet. That could hold anything. (Kidding).

Remember the secrets. Spray aquanet on very slightly wet hair with aqua net BEFORE, curling iron. Curl. Spray again.

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Anonymous wrote:Melania today on Capitol Hill. She should've worn a fedora to go with the gangster vibe of her husband's administration.

Oh, god. On the one hand, it's fabulous.

On the other, the proportions are giving me hot dog vendor at the 1904 World's Fair.
https://shop.shsmo.org/st-louis-the-1904-worlds-fair-by-joe-sonderman-mike-truax/

I think she looks awful. It’s ugly and too tight. She is so manly looking.

The better to teek off my husvband vith. Fock those Utah curl geerls.

Yes this is OT but I saw some very limp "Utah curl geerl" outside the Pentry at the Wharf the other day. That look doesn't last long if your hair is your real hair and really stright.

there is approx 0 chance that is her real hair

It must be exhausting, having to turn yourself into that every day just to go to work.

She probably "works" one day a month. For her, work is sitting at a table and having some photos taken for her next book. Or maybe some video shot for her "documentary."

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What has she even been doing? Does anyone know if she's even at the WH? Is she spending her time in a spa in Palm Beach?

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https://www.the-independent.com/life-style/fashion/melania-trump-fashion-menswear-donald-b2712397.html

In lieu of appearances, this article says about her menswear trend: “ She’s signaling, ‘I’m in business. I’m not just a pretty face. I’m here to do a job.’”

Guess she's on undercover assignments the rest of the time.

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Anonymous wrote:Melania today on Capitol Hill. She should've worn a fedora to go with the gangster vibe of her husband's administration.

Oh, god. On the one hand, it's fabulous.

On the other, the proportions are giving me hot dog vendor at the 1904 World's Fair.
https://shop.shsmo.org/st-louis-the-1904-worlds-fair-by-joe-sonderman-mike-truax/

I think she looks awful. It’s ugly and too tight. She is so manly looking.

The better to teek off my husvband vith. Fock those Utah curl geerls.

Yes this is OT but I saw some very limp "Utah curl geerl" outside the Pentry at the Wharf the other day. That look doesn't last long if your hair is your real hair and really stright.

there is approx 0 chance that is her real hair

It must be exhausting, having to turn yourself into that every day just to go to work.

What do we think is in the binder? Blank paper?

She so desperately wants people to take her seriously.

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This looks very CGI

How much weight has she lost?

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This looks very CGI

How much weight has she lost?

I don't think she's really lost a lot of weight.

This dress is a straight up fashion violation. Call the po-lice.

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This looks very CGI

How much weight has she lost?

I don't think she's really lost a lot of weight.

This dress is a straight up fashion violation. Call the po-lice.

I can't figure out what's going on with her right foot.

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This looks very CGI

How much weight has she lost?

It is. Look at the line of the molding above her left shoulder, then look at the space between her waist and left elbow -- it disappears in the photo but would carry through in real life. Photoshopped.

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This looks very CGI

How much weight has she lost?

It is. Look at the line of the molding above her left shoulder, then look at the space between her waist and left elbow -- it disappears in the photo but would carry through in real life. Photoshopped.

Also the right shoe. Clearly photoshopped or AI.

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This looks very CGI

How much weight has she lost?

It is. Look at the line of the molding above her left shoulder, then look at the space between her waist and left elbow -- it disappears in the photo but would carry through in real life. Photoshopped.

No, I think her arm is lined up with the molding. But there's also the speckles in the mirror image.

This one was from her instagram but I had seen other non-photoshopped photos I can't find now.

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This looks very CGI

How much weight has she lost?

This has a touch of pageant tackiness with a bit of Russian stripper.

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There is an overworked look to her in a Tori spelling way. She is crossing into the stop tweaking your look orbit.

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Anonymous wrote:Melania today on Capitol Hill. She should've worn a fedora to go with the gangster vibe of her husband's administration.

Oh, god. On the one hand, it's fabulous.

On the other, the proportions are giving me hot dog vendor at the 1904 World's Fair.
https://shop.shsmo.org/st-louis-the-1904-worlds-fair-by-joe-sonderman-mike-truax/

I think she looks awful. It’s ugly and too tight. She is so manly looking.

The better to teek off my husvband vith. Fock those Utah curl geerls.

Yes this is OT but I saw some very limp "Utah curl geerl" outside the Pentry at the Wharf the other day. That look doesn't last long if your hair is your real hair and really stright.

there is approx 0 chance that is her real hair

It must be exhausting, having to turn yourself into that every day just to go to work.

She really has no job except to ignore Donald. She signed up to avoid his smelly ass diaper. I don't feel sorry for her. She made a pact with the devil and spawned his child.

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Anonymous wrote:How come we're not getting any pics of Susie Wiles at any of these things? Has she been totally cut out here?

They might be limiting her public exposure after this photo went viral when Trump said the US would take over Gaza.



This is the most recent photo I can find (at the Capitol, Feb 26)



Here's one from Feb 14, wearing black leather

I’m not a fan of hers but her hair and makeup are on point.