Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Whitaker
MacLaine
Callahan
Berrenger

Your DH has a gambling "issue" which you always kind of ignored. I mean who doesn't like to put down some cash money on your brackets. You got a little mad the time you were dating and he bought $300 of raffle tickets at the church fete ( your parents' church) because everybody noticed, but then he won a nice dinner and of course took you, so whatever. But then he was playing poker with one of his law school buddies, while you were sitting at home alone and pregnant feeling like a loser whale Not only did he lose all his money and his grandfather's watch, he also agreed to name all his future kids after his buddy's family law firm if he lost. And he lost.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Whitaker
MacLaine
Callahan
Berrenger

Your DH has a gambling "issue" which you always kind of ignored. I mean who doesn't like to put down some cash money on your brackets. You got a little mad the time you were dating and he bought $300 of raffle tickets at the church fete ( your parents' church) because everybody noticed, but then he won a nice dinner and of course took you, so whatever. But then he was playing poker with one of his law school buddies, while you were sitting at home alone and pregnant feeling like a loser whale Not only did he lose all his money and his grandfather's watch, he also agreed to name all his future kids after his buddy's family law firm if he lost. And he lost.

Hahahhahahahah
Not even close, but yes it totally sounds like a law firm. Nailed it.

[Anonymous]

Alexander and Thomas

[Anonymous]

Noah

[Anonymous]

My friends daughter. I love that name but curious what is assumed...

Madison May

[Anonymous]

Zachary

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Rory - girl
Jack
Sean

You like nicknames for names, and didnt want your third child.

[u] I don’t understand your comment. What do you mean by we didn’t want our third kid?

DP- Not planned and couldn’t come up with a good name.

Exactly. Also. Sean? Really? Like. At least go with Matthew, or John, or Benjamin, or some random standard name. Sean. Ew.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Noah

you watched The Notebook one too many times, and wanted your son to be that romantic lad

or, Noah bible story was your favorite bed time tale

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My friends daughter. I love that name but curious what is assumed...

Madison May

you are into the old school style names like adding "Ann", but did not want the name to be too old so you changed the spelling from "Mae", to "May"

and Madison was the only first name that made sense

[Anonymous]

This thread used to be fun. All the recent responses are mean spirited and lack any creativity. Bummer.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Whitaker
MacLaine
Callahan
Berrenger

Your DH has a gambling "issue" which you always kind of ignored. I mean who doesn't like to put down some cash money on your brackets. You got a little mad the time you were dating and he bought $300 of raffle tickets at the church fete ( your parents' church) because everybody noticed, but then he won a nice dinner and of course took you, so whatever. But then he was playing poker with one of his law school buddies, while you were sitting at home alone and pregnant feeling like a loser whale Not only did he lose all his money and his grandfather's watch, he also agreed to name all his future kids after his buddy's family law firm if he lost. And he lost.

Hahahhahahahah
Not even close, but yes it totally sounds like a law firm. Nailed it.

You are Mormon, and your kids are all blonde, and so are you and your husband. You have relatives in Arizona. MacLaine competes in gymnastics, the boys are in to Parkour and rock-climbing. You SAHM but you have a side business doing eyelashes. MacLaine loved her last birthday party at Sweet n Sassy but it was a little far out (Leesburg), so you did spring for the extra pink limo ride.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Whitaker
MacLaine
Callahan
Berrenger

Your DH has a gambling "issue" which you always kind of ignored. I mean who doesn't like to put down some cash money on your brackets. You got a little mad the time you were dating and he bought $300 of raffle tickets at the church fete ( your parents' church) because everybody noticed, but then he won a nice dinner and of course took you, so whatever. But then he was playing poker with one of his law school buddies, while you were sitting at home alone and pregnant feeling like a loser whale Not only did he lose all his money and his grandfather's watch, he also agreed to name all his future kids after his buddy's family law firm if he lost. And he lost.

Hahahhahahahah
Not even close, but yes it totally sounds like a law firm. Nailed it.

You are Mormon, and your kids are all blonde, and so are you and your husband. You have relatives in Arizona. MacLaine competes in gymnastics, the boys are in to Parkour and rock-climbing. You SAHM but you have a side business doing eyelashes. MacLaine loved her last birthday party at Sweet n Sassy but it was a little far out (Leesburg), so you did spring for the extra pink limo ride.

wait not the lashes literally LOL

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This thread used to be fun. All the recent responses are mean spirited and lack any creativity. Bummer.

I was not on DCUM when the thread first started, so this is funny to me

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Crystal (girl)

Braylynn (boy)

MacKynzie (girl)

Skyeler (girl)

You’re white and he’s mixed, but identifies as black. You both have a chip on your shoulder because of it, so you gave the kids odd names to show how "cool" you actually are. Braylynn has long hair and looks girly, but you get offended is anyone thinks he’s a girl. You rent a row house in Baltimore but keep telling everyone you will be moving to Roland Park soon. We all know with your lousy jobs and bad credit it’s not really going to happen, but we just nod.

Let’s see. He’s black and I am biracial.

Both are natural kids.

Currently own a home in 2 states and travel between the 2. Half of us are at one home in Dallas and the other half in the Carolinas right now.

I wonder why he he only obviously black names in the thread were given bad credit and baby mama and rental homes?

Please stop saying liberals aren’t racist. Obviously even a lighthearted thread brings out the bigot here.

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Anonymous wrote:Lucas
Nicholas
Alexandra
Olivia

You met at the Big Hunt years ago, when you were in grad school. Your husband complained to his friends about having to stay at your place in Arlington. His commute to the Hill from his group house was so much easier. You now live in the close in suburbs and you volunteer for the swim team. Your kids are all on the swim team, even though it's not Alexandra's thing. You both played sports growing up, and you are firmly committed to seeing that your kids do the same. You now work part time, since DH made partner. You are finally able to breathe.

Nicholas is just like you in terms of looks. Alexandra takes after DH-- you are so glad that she got his nose, and not yours. Olivia is a lovely mix of you both. She's as funny as it gets.

OMG. You're back. Are you working on a novel? Writing your dissertation in sociology? Running your own marketing consultancy? What's your story?

OP can you tell us about you? Please?!