You can tell it's spring break because...

[Anonymous]

There aren't as many new threads on DCUM, updates to current threads or even that much of interest. Bummer!

[Anonymous]

and no one is in the office!

[Anonymous]

and I love the traffic!

[Anonymous]

I am getting on that dumb preppers thread just out of pure boredom...off to pinterest...be back soon!

[Anonymous]

and there are a million tourists on the streets near my office and on the metro. Kill me now.

[Anonymous]

I am out of town!

[Anonymous]

and there are too many obnoxious big kids in the chickfila play area. Totally forgot it was break or would NOT have gone today. Here's a clue, if your kid exceeds the height limit by 6 inches and he's only entertained by leaping off the outside of the structure, he's too old for it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:and there are too many obnoxious big kids in the chickfila play area. Totally forgot it was break or would NOT have gone today. Here's a clue, if your kid exceeds the height limit by 6 inches and he's only entertained by leaping off the outside of the structure, he's too old for it.

Is there a height limit at the play area there? Our daughter's elementary school does fundraisers there and the fliers basically say "come play with friends in the play area"....

[Anonymous]

It's 54 inches. Says so right on the door with an arrow that says must be shorter than THIS. Everytime the kid ran by, his entire head was above the arrow. I honestly wouldn't have cared if he was playing appropriately.

[Anonymous]

There's teenagers wandering Target aisles aimlessly!

[Anonymous]

I can hear chirping in my chimney, like last Spring ugh. Decided to actually do something this year and having chimney cap installed.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I can hear chirping in my chimney, like last Spring ugh. Decided to actually do something this year and having chimney cap installed.

My bad, I thought you said Spring.

[Anonymous]

And in suburbia long-haired boys (they could be girls, I'm not quite sure) with skateboards are lolling around on the sidewalks. Girls in short shorts and tank tops (they are DEFINITELY girls!) are thinking this is Palm Beach or something and walking in packs of 10 down the other sidewalks.

[Anonymous]

The zoo was packed on a Tuesday morning.

[Anonymous]

I can't get a seat at any Starbucks in town. And if I do get a seat, I have to sit there while those who can't get seats stare anxiously at me.