At what age did your income surpass $1,000,000,000?

Anonymous
I had just turned five and sold my first startup to Apple...
Anonymous
Age 22. I exercised and ate right, too. You just need to work hard and save money.
Anonymous
I inherited my millions.
Anonymous
At 22 when I married my now 85 year old husband. It's an open marriage and I could not be happier.
Anonymous
All you have to do is work hard. What are you guys doing? not working hard?
Anonymous
32. My husband at age 30. But it is so hard to live off our combined income in this area.
Anonymous
21. i sold my soul to the devil and he wrote me a check.
Anonymous
25, when I opened my brothel for high-end clientele. Senators and diplomats mostly... Hey, it's a living!
Anonymous
when i die boo yah
Anonymous
last week.. I have been creating and selling robots that look like sexy men (they are even anatomically correct and completely customizable), who clean the house, cook, do laundry, wash dishes, vaccuum, take out the trash, mow the lawn, grocery shop, and change diapers during the day, and can give you foreplay and repetitive orgasms all night long... Wasn't sure how it would go, but this business has really taken off..
Anonymous
I just can't get past the $900 million mark, but the megamillions should take care of that on friday!
Anonymous
I'm 87 and still working on it!
Anonymous
I made just over that last year, but now I have to pay an extra $1,500 in taxes. WTF??!!! This tax system is bleeding us hard working middle class citizens dry!
Anonymous
LOL! loving this post! Keep it up!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I made just over that last year, but now I have to pay an extra $1,500 in taxes. WTF??!!! This tax system is bleeding us hard working middle class citizens dry!


wait a second. what in the hell did you itemize cause ive been paying an extra 2k in taxes and im so livid, i needed to leave the house and have my driver take me out to get some fresh air.

im boiling mad right now typing this that i need my maid to fetch me a water (with one ice cube of course)
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