Children’s books I hate:

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Fancy nancy. What a brat. I mean pick up your room Nancy and stop your whining....I used to change the words when my daughter was really young because the illustrations were beautiful....

Them's fightin' words!!!! Fancy Nancy isn't a perfect kid, but the point is that she recognizes her crappy behavior, takes responsibility, and learns from it. You skip over the crappy behavior part and you miss the lessons about doing better!

- Fancy Nancy loving PP (obviously)

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I love this thread. I'm a children's librarian, and this discussion pops up periodically in a variety of professional settings. Love You Forever, Giving Tree, and Rainbow Fish are definitely the top three.

Then why are they still at the library?

What are you a fascist or communist? In America we have books that you might not like because gasp! Some people like them!

I thought I was making a joke. Clearly not for everyone.

There was no indication that you were making a "joke" Dictators burn books. If "joking" next time put lol or

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The Eloise books. What a wretched little child.

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The Eloise books. What a wretched little child.

+1

+2

[Anonymous]

Totally agree about The Giving Tree. Check out this alternate ending where the tree sets healthy boundaries https://www.topherpayne.com/giving-tree

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Totally agree about The Giving Tree. Check out this alternate ending where the tree sets healthy boundaries https://www.topherpayne.com/giving-tree

Ha ha! I loved it!

[Anonymous]

The Wonkey Donkey👎🏻

[Anonymous]

Evidently someone has rewritten the giving tree and rainbow fish:

the tree who set
healthy boundaries
an alternate ending for
Shel Silverstein's "The Giving Tree"
part of the "Topher Fixed It" series for young people

https://www.topherpayne.com/giving-tree

[Anonymous]

We love the Fancy Nancy books as my name is Nancy and it is my daughter's middle name (as well as my mom's middle name).

Hooray for the Nancies!

[Anonymous]

All of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid/Dork Diaries books. Describing middle school girls as "hot" and blathering about cell phones and who's popular. Ugh. I tossed them in the trash and we're reading A Wrinkle in Time.

[Anonymous]

Junie B Jones. She’s so awful

[Anonymous]

I just don't like the Dragons Love Tacos books. And the other one by the same authors about the Racoon and the pizza. I cringe every time the kids pick any of those to read.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Junie B Jones. She’s so awful

+1

What a horrid brat! I can't believe that this series hasn't already been mentioned in this thread.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Goodnight Gorilla. Our DD was so scared a Gorilla was going to sneak in our house!

Why? There aren't any gorillas roaming here.

Freakin kids, amirite?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I just don't like the Dragons Love Tacos books. And the other one by the same authors about the Racoon and the pizza. I cringe every time the kids pick any of those to read.

The first one wasn't too bad, but the rest are just ridiculous. Including the racoon and pizza one.