Backyard chickens-who has them and do your neighbors care?

[Anonymous]

NP. Gross.
So glad you live upcounty.

Feel sorry for any of your neighbors who are planning to market/sell their homes during your chicken era. Yuck.

[Anonymous]

Again with the chickens?

[Anonymous]

this thread is hilarious! really? most of you all are angry because people want to own chickens yet you dress your dogs and half pick up their shit from the sidewalks. puh-lease. my grandmother's neighbors have chicken and the birds don't cause my grandmother any issues.

go on and get your chickens, lady.

the poster who said owning chickens was a sign of poverty eons ago...who gives a shit! you sound like a nut even saying that.

live and let live.

[Anonymous]

die thread die take your stink chickens out of the city limits

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:NP. Gross.
So glad you live upcounty.

Feel sorry for any of your neighbors who are planning to market/sell their homes during your chicken era. Yuck.

We're buying in the next year and I would shit myself with joy to see a coop next door.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:NP. Gross.
So glad you live upcounty.

Feel sorry for any of your neighbors who are planning to market/sell their homes during your chicken era. Yuck.

We're buying in the next year and I would shit myself with joy to see a coop next door.

See? This is the kind of person who thinks chickens are not dirty!! "Oh no, DCUMs, chicken shit is not even noticeable. No hygiene problems for us!"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:NP. Gross.
So glad you live upcounty.

Feel sorry for any of your neighbors who are planning to market/sell their homes during your chicken era. Yuck.

We're buying in the next year and I would shit myself with joy to see a coop next door.

you won't need to shit yourself the chickens will

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:this thread is hilarious! really? most of you all are angry because people want to own chickens yet you dress your dogs and half pick up their shit from the sidewalks. puh-lease. my grandmother's neighbors have chicken and the birds don't cause my grandmother any issues.

go on and get your chickens, lady.

the poster who said owning chickens was a sign of poverty eons ago...who gives a shit! you sound like a nut even saying that.

live and let live.

Honey. Not "eons ago." Now.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:this thread is hilarious! really? most of you all are angry because people want to own chickens yet you dress your dogs and half pick up their shit from the sidewalks. puh-lease. my grandmother's neighbors have chicken and the birds don't cause my grandmother any issues.

go on and get your chickens, lady.

the poster who said owning chickens was a sign of poverty eons ago...who gives a shit! you sound like a nut even saying that.

live and let live.

+1 And let cats sh!t inside your homes...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:NP. Gross.
So glad you live upcounty.

Feel sorry for any of your neighbors who are planning to market/sell their homes during your chicken era. Yuck.

We're buying in the next year and I would shit myself with joy to see a coop next door.

See? This is the kind of person who thinks chickens are not dirty!! "Oh no, DCUMs, chicken shit is not even noticeable. No hygiene problems for us!"

PP here. Yes, I would be so excited that the phrase "pee my pants" was just not enough.

You, by the way, are hilarious. And brilliant. Who would have thought you could make a funny out of a figure of speech? Please take your genius over to the DCUM summary thread. I miss that poster and I think you are the rapier wit that can satisfy my needs.

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:this thread is hilarious! really? most of you all are angry because people want to own chickens yet you dress your dogs and half pick up their shit from the sidewalks. puh-lease. my grandmother's neighbors have chicken and the birds don't cause my grandmother any issues.

go on and get your chickens, lady.

the poster who said owning chickens was a sign of poverty eons ago...who gives a shit! you sound like a nut even saying that.

live and let live.

Honey. Not "eons ago." Now.

Yeah, that looks like a typical hobbyist.

You know you sound like all of those 1960s dads freaking out over long hair, right?

Just relax. The culture is passing you by, but it doesn't need to be painful. Nobody's asking you to pay for their $1200 coop, just to stfu. I know you can do it!

http://www.williams-sonoma.com/shop/agrarian-garden/agrarian-garden-chicken-coops/?cm_type=lnav

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:this thread is hilarious! really? most of you all are angry because people want to own chickens yet you dress your dogs and half pick up their shit from the sidewalks. puh-lease. my grandmother's neighbors have chicken and the birds don't cause my grandmother any issues.

go on and get your chickens, lady.

the poster who said owning chickens was a sign of poverty eons ago...who gives a shit! you sound like a nut even saying that.

live and let live.

Honey. Not "eons ago." Now.

Its illegal like crack cocaine

Yeah, that looks like a typical hobbyist.

You know you sound like all of those 1960s dads freaking out over long hair, right?

Just relax. The culture is passing you by, but it doesn't need to be painful. Nobody's asking you to pay for their $1200 coop, just to stfu. I know you can do it!

http://www.williams-sonoma.com/shop/agrarian-garden/agrarian-garden-chicken-coops/?cm_type=lnav

Its illegal like crack cocaine

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:NP. Gross.
So glad you live upcounty.

Feel sorry for any of your neighbors who are planning to market/sell their homes during your chicken era. Yuck.

We're buying in the next year and I would shit myself with joy to see a coop next door.

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:this thread is hilarious! really? most of you all are angry because people want to own chickens yet you dress your dogs and half pick up their shit from the sidewalks. puh-lease. my grandmother's neighbors have chicken and the birds don't cause my grandmother any issues.

go on and get your chickens, lady.

the poster who said owning chickens was a sign of poverty eons ago...who gives a shit! you sound like a nut even saying that.

live and let live.

Honey. Not "eons ago." Now.

oh! *gasp* sure wouldn't want anyone to mistake me for being poor and poverty stricken because i choose to own chicken. mistakenly identified as poor = first world problem.

next!!