Kids say the funniest things
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It was my in-law's wedding anniversary today, so I told my 2.5 yr old to say "Happy anniversary" to them over the phone. She enthusiastically yells "Happy new year grocery!"
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| look a chocolate person |
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| My daughter used to call the grocery store the "grilled cheese store". She was always disappointed when we ended up at the wrong store. I had to sound it out syllable by syllable until she understood the difference. Then she'd say, "are we going to the grow-cer-ry store or the grilled cheese store?" |
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| I was a nanny 2001 - and some time after 9-11 a small plane crashd in new york. I was listening to the radio in the car with the kids when it was announced and the 6 yo said - "oh no ! Not like the world train station!" I of course turned the station - I did not realize she even was aware of the world trade center - we had never talked about it- |
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My not yet 2-year-old in the stall of Nordstrom:
"mama poopin' red poop again?" Yesterday when I showed 3-year-old the video of the groundhog: "I think that is in-fiction." |
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| The 3 year old I nanny for refers to anyone wearing dreadlocks in their hair as a "pirate--'cause they got pirate hair!" |
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Me to 2-yr-old DC: what color are your teeth?
DC: white! Me: what color are mommy's teeth? DC: [after looking at my teeth for a second] yellow! |
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What does Cookie Monster like to eat, DS? Spinach! 
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My 4 year old:
"Mommy I picked my nose, but I didn't eat it." Me "that's good." |
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| My 2 year old (when she has gas) will yell out "doo doo wind!" |
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My 4 yr old -- what do you want to be when you grow up . . "a tomato"
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shortly after I had my son a friend of mines kindergartener looked at me one day and out of the blue said -
"Sams brown" he had seen my son everyday for 3 months (picking up the kids at the busstop) and I guess never noticed. I laughed his mom was mortified |
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| Look at the Kung fu man. |
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My two year old is getting over pinkeye (ugh!). After she got home from the doctor, she ran up to me and yelled, "I have pink eyeballs!"
Tonight at dinner I called my husband snarky. She chimes in, "Daddy's snarky. That's a funny word!" and laughed like crazy. |
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| When my niece was very little, she saw a woman in a full burqa at the grocery store. "Look Daddy! It's a Ninja!" |