How long before the government requires condoms for all non marital intercourse
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Anonymous
| Regulate, regulate and then regulate some more. Adults should not be allowed to make their own decisions. |
Anonymous
| LOL. What prompted this???? |
Anonymous
Well at least they won't need a doctor's prescription to get them out of the vault behind the pharmacist's counter after viewing a government mandated video about God's plan and a waiting period. |
Anonymous
But how could they find out? cameras in the bedroom? What if you have sex in the park behind a tree after hours? I see your point. First, the TSA scans us, giving us cancer in the near future (or changing our bodies to prepare us to grow a third eye). Or it gets its jollies by groping old ladies in diapers. Then, there's the creation of the Information Awareness Office - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Information_Awareness_Office (sorry for the Wiki site but the actual site loads in a weird way). What next? |
TheManWithAUsername
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| Personally, I already have a camera on my genitals 24/7. No biggie. |
Anonymous
Is it mounted inside your snuggie? Do you ever leave that thing? |
Anonymous
I'd like to decide who I can marry. Put that on the list. |
Anonymous
| If you read this forum, you will know that marriages people do not have sex. |
TheManWithAUsername
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Heh. Freaks me out when people cross-reference here - it's like when your work friends meet your sex club friends. |
Anonymous
Ha, you're like George Costanza. First you're all: And now you're all: |
Anonymous
For those who, like me, did not get the reference: http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/212637.page (Thank you, Google.) |
Anonymous
| probably about the same time you get the radio frequency in your fillings recalibrated |