Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Aleksander
Viktoria
Yulia
Mila

You are homesick for good caviar.

Hah! love this. keep it coming.

[Anonymous]

Markus
Vivian

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Caroline
Elizabeth
William

You are a Kennedy. You know your way around a rosary and a good gin gimlet. You are comfortable using the argot of sailing and dressage in conversation without sounding pretentious (because it is natural for you). You know what "argot" means and how to pronounce it, even if sometimes you slur it a bit due to affinity for aforementioned gimlets. You and your always-washed children smell faintly of expensive lotion. You often wear linen, because you're not the one to wash and iron your clothes. I may have gone to college with you. I probably even liked you and you me, because you are well-mannered but not stuffy (which I find refreshing) and I am the second generation of a redneck family to go to a fancy undergraduate institution (which you find curious).

I think our witty commentator once started a thread inviting us to share our troubles so she could recast them with a positive spin. Am I correct?

If so, you are my all-time favorite poster. (Imagine emoticon blowing kisses.)

[Anonymous]

Emilia

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Markus
Vivian

African American. Dad lobbied for Markus. Vivian is a family name.

[Anonymous]

Ava
Camilla
Preston

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Don't have kids but here's my list:

Amari (for a boy or girl)
Amira
Amir
Ahmad
Amina
Sarai or Sarei
Kuyani
Tahari
Caitlyn or Kaitlyn
Sydney

Please just don't.

Please just don't honor your heritage, you mean, because it makes small minded people uncomfortable to venture past the top 10 on the SS list, or to hear a name that hasn't recently been used for a pretty white actor on a network drama? Moron.

Of course you are right. I was desperately uncomfortable thinking about the very ethnic and culturally significant name Caitlyn.

I judge that you are so much better than the rest of us. Please, please have children soon. Your snowflakes will, no doubt, be perfect!

[Anonymous]

Elliot.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Markus
Vivian

African American. Dad lobbied for Markus. Vivian is a family name.

Vivian is a family name of tabloids.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Anders.

Waspy

Danish

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Sophia
Mae

#1 Blah, common
#2 Horrid spelling of a great name (May)

I think Mae is the traditional spelling. Much more classic than May, no?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:DS: Sebastian
DD: Fern
DD2: Lily

A very beautiful set of names. I imagine a gentle family.

[Anonymous]

Melanie
Terence

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Gaius
Fiona

Your favorite literary genre is historical fiction. You say you loved Wolf Hall, but secretly you lean towards the smuttier stuff.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Max
Jack
Leo

You have the cutest Christmas card on the fridge. You frequently call your sons Mack and Jax.

No. I'll bet she doesn't send Christmas cards, but rather, holiday/seasonal cards. They're (culturally) Jewish and pretty much non-religious types (but consider themselves spiritual) and many friends are WASPS, so non specific cards are sent. The boys are incredibly cute and handsome, but holy terrors, but adorable! Did I mention the three boys are GAP model handsome with devilish smiles?