"As of today, with a lot of prayer..."

[Anonymous]

I had to chuckle at this, and not specifically at Herm Cain when he said it.

But seriously, do these shamed politicians really pray about this stuff? "Lord, this is your humble servant. I am beset on all sides by evildoers. Plus that youtube video of me with a goat in stockings and garters didn't help. Lord, guide my path. What is your plan, so that I may do your will?" Or is it more like "Oh Lord, what are we gonna do now?!!"

[Anonymous]

Ha ha!! I was thinking the same thing. "Dear Lord, I come before you in all humility and sincerity, please, please don't let my wiener get hard when that intern his in my presence. "And give me the strength to keep it in my pants, thank you lord".

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ha ha!! I was thinking the same thing. "Dear Lord, I come before you in all humility and sincerity, please, please don't let my wiener get hard when that intern his in my presence. "And give me the strength to keep it in my pants, thank you lord".

Or maybe "Give my wife the wisdom to follow in your merciful ways".

[Anonymous]

"Dear Lord,

I am withdrawing my sponsorship of our community church effective immediately, as I find you in breach of our agreement to ensure positive media coverage in exchange for my financial contributions and services as an officiant."

[Anonymous]

I believe in prayer. I prayed he'd drop out. He did. Hence, prayer works. In all seriousness, would an endorsement from this clown be a plus or a negative to the candidate so blessed to receive it?

[Anonymous]

The mustache lobby has got to be in a panic this morning. Oh to be a fly on the wall in those offices!