Do your dogs have their own Facebook page?

[Anonymous]

Am am noticing a few people do this. And I was just wondering if it is something normal people do. My friend has one for her two dogs. The picture she has on the profile was taken by a professional photographer. This person has two adorable kids, and a nice husband and home. She is not a "crazy cat lady" type. Her dogs send out witty "dog" posts and such. Example: Her dogs with send a message to her Dad's cat and then her dad and her will banter back and forth. I noticed not many people comment on what her dogs post. And the dogs have not sent me a friend request yet (what is up with that). I am not judging her, I just wondered if it was normal. I don't have a problem with people doing this, it just seems like a lot of work, (she is a SAHM). If you have examples of people doing this, please share. I need a good laugh today.

[Anonymous]

My sister made a Facebook page for the lizard that was hiding under her stove. He occasionally posts comments about stealing her wifi, taunting comments about her other pets and rude comments about her cooking. It is hilarious! She doesn't have tons of time, just a twisted sense of humor.

I know a lot of people who have Facebook pages for their dogs. I like when they post about walks and trips to the groomer.

[Anonymous]

God forbid. So bleeping ridiculous. She must have a lot of time on her hands.

[Anonymous]

What?????

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:God forbid. So bleeping ridiculous. She must have a lot of time on her hands.

All you need is an iPhone and 30 seconds. I am addicted to Twitter on while commuting on the train. Pointless shit on the Interwebz can be a great escape

[Anonymous]

My cousin's cat sent me a friend request. I did not accept.

[Anonymous]

It can be effing hilarious. See: The Homicidal Monkey, Copernicus.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My sister made a Facebook page for the lizard that was hiding under her stove. He occasionally posts comments about stealing her wifi, taunting comments about her other pets and rude comments about her cooking. It is hilarious! She doesn't have tons of time, just a twisted sense of humor.

I know a lot of people who have Facebook pages for their dogs. I like when they post about walks and trips to the groomer.

Post link please!!! I'd LOVE to see this!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My cousin's cat sent me a friend request. I did not accept.

I can understand not accepting your cousin but not accepting her cat was simply mean and you will be sorry.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My cousin's cat sent me a friend request. I did not accept.

Well that's just downright rude of you! How would you have felt if this happened to you?

[Anonymous]

No, but my vagina does.

She friended me, then sent me a message to curb my tampon use so she can breathe.

[Anonymous]

At least she contacts you before taking matters into her own hands.

[Anonymous]

Does she ask for a vodka soaked tampon when she wants to relax?

[Anonymous]

Does your vagina have a porn-star double that looks amazingly like Gordon Ramsey.

[Anonymous]

Oh, this thread stirs bad memories. I was living abroad one summer recently and was placed with a family whose adorable little dog had its own facebook page. The teenage daughter - who, ironically, had decided to become a vet - abused the dog relentlessly and horribly. There was no question of saying anything about it to responsible authories, because the only thing that would have happened would have been worse treatment of the dog, and a whole range of other problems. What an awful, sickening experience.