how are you going to survive the zombie apocalypse?

[Anonymous]

i'm hoarding water, and i have a shotgun. also, i'm training my babies how to swing a machete.

[Anonymous]

We live on 11 acres. We're set.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:We live on 11 acres. We're set.

But can you defend it? And, is grandpa a vet who can operate on small children when they are shot with a deer rifle?

[Anonymous]

My neighbors and I will be taking over Wal-mart.

[Anonymous]

My children have been training in ultimate fighter cage matches for months. We are ready!

[Anonymous]

I have filed my kids' teeth down into points.

[Anonymous]

My kids read The Hunger Games, they know what's coming. Fight to the death for your family.

[Anonymous]

I have a bunch of Halloween candy to munch on as it happens.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:We live on 11 acres. We're set.

But can you defend it? And, is grandpa a vet who can operate on small children when they are shot with a deer rifle?

Husband's a Marine. Grandma's a pediatrician. Dog looks like a huge wolf. Yep, we're set.

I do wonder about the power source, though. How does their farm still have power?

[Anonymous]

DH is ex military and has stockpiled several machetes and a few shot guns. I practice square foot gardening, home brewing AND I just found a nifty book and how to build a home sill, complete with recipes!

Now I just have to work on convincing him to let me keep chickens and maybe a goat for some milk.

[Anonymous]

I am teaching myself to pass as one of them. My kids wake me up five times a night, so I already have the disheveled, dazed and confused look. And if I accidentally step on a lego, I start walking with a limp. Don't know what the kids are going to do though.

[Anonymous]

I actually used to have dreams about everyone turning to zombies. In the dreams, I would fight and fight for a long time- hiding, storing up goods, defending myself and whoever was with me. Nearly every single time I had this dream, I eventually got tired of all the effort and just gave up and let a zombie attack me. So apparently I am not going to survive the zombie apocalypse.

[Anonymous]

But if you don't survive the zombie apocolypse... don't you just become another zombie?

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am teaching myself to pass as one of them. My kids wake me up five times a night, so I already have the disheveled, dazed and confused look. And if I accidentally step on a lego, I start walking with a limp. Don't know what the kids are going to do though.