The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread part deux

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A combo of little house on the prairie and daisy duke.

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My god. I’m glad she’s having a great vacation playing dress up on our dime.

Her face looks terrible, her injectables having seemed to migrate, and she looks like a buffoon playing dress up.

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I laughed harder with each picture! WHO PLAYS DRESS-UP LIKE THAT?!?! She is the tackiest waste of skin ever.

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Did anyone get the Victoria’s Secret catalogue back in the early 90s? Ivanka’s clothes always remind me of those. They looked so cheap even though they were trying to be real clothes.

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Jared looks like a slender hipped woman with thigh gap. I can't tell if it's the jeans or what. He might want to move away from skinny jeans if that's his actual shape.

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Anonymous wrote:I laughed harder with each picture! WHO PLAYS DRESS-UP LIKE THAT?!?! She is the tackiest waste of skin ever.

I agree!

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I’m sure they are at one of the nice dude ranches in SD or thereabouts. I’ll give a pass on the cowboy hats because they are encouraged at places like that (more practical than baseball hats when riding). I don’t hate the denim sundress and it works with her figure, but the buffalo plain ruffled flannel is ridiculous, as are the braided pigtails. Her face looks like her mom’s.

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Anonymous wrote:Another from the same trip:

It’s the hat from Paris! It makes her head look so tiny. Shows her sentimental side. It looks like crap, but she doesn’t get rid of it.

Also show of hands—who thinks she bought this while drunk? It just looks like that kind of purchase.

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Anonymous wrote:I laughed harder with each picture! WHO PLAYS DRESS-UP LIKE THAT?!?! She is the tackiest waste of skin ever.

I thought it was a parody account. But, then, they seem like real pictures of her? What in the eff is that denim dress with the giant ruffle and braids and black fancy sandals. ARGH!!! (And, what better time to prance around in nutty outfits playing prairie maiden than in the middle of a pandemic/economic crisis.)

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The outfit on the horse is perfect and simple. I like the cut of the denim dress on her. The braids are silly. The ruffly denim shirt is silly. The khaki dress is dowdy.

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Trump has terrible posture. It makes his clothes look bad.

He stands like a gorilla: Bent at waist, head up, long arms hanging down and forward.

Sign of dementia. That standing like a gorilla.

I like her belt yet agree she needs more real estate for it to work. Makes her look like a lump.

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Face looking all wonky.

Wow! She looks old.

Glad they scan enjoy vacay while people are dying due to their work.

Where did we pay for them to go?

Her face and hat look especially bad.

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Trump has terrible posture. It makes his clothes look bad.

He stands like a gorilla: Bent at waist, head up, long arms hanging down and forward.

Sign of dementia. That standing like a gorilla.

I like her belt yet agree she needs more real estate for it to work. Makes her look like a lump.

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Now she has at least three of these Alaïa laser cut belts. I liked what she did with the one she wore to the Great Wall on the China trip, but they haven't worked for her since. She doesn't have enough real estate between boob and hip to pull this off--she's dropping a grand a pop to look chunky.

I love that belt and have commented on it in the past. It looks bad with this dress. This outfit looks like she put no thougjt into it and pulled it together Thursday to hop on the plane. i’m thinking she thought no 4th of july event due to covid? Barron didnt go, right? I wonder if she was pissed at having to leave him but also didn’t want to drag sullen teen who is being watched by elderly grandparents cross country for covid fest.

It’s funny how Donald’s arms are so short that he looks like his arm is in a sling rather than putting his hand on his heart.

Makes clear how far inside the suit his actual shoulder must be. His arms are clearly shorter than hers, but to have an upper arm length even in the same ball park, his shoulder's deep in there somewhere, the chest and shoulders have been padded out to match his gut. Then of course his forearm has trouble reaching back over the gut, but it at least looks similar in proportion to her forearm.

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Face looking all wonky.

Wow! She looks old.

Glad they scan enjoy vacay while people are dying due to their work.

Where did we pay for them to go?

Her face and hat look especially bad.

Canadian tuxedo!!

She looks like Hillary there.