Need suggestions for spectator signs for triathlon/marathon!!

[Anonymous]

Anyone have any fun suggestions? Seen any funny or encouraging signs during your tri/marathon? My DH is doing an Ironman and I am going to try and post signs every mile of the run (which is a full marathon, after the swim and bike are completed)...I've got about 10 ideas from online sources, and a few personal jokes...my favorites so far are:

Puke & Rally.
Worst. Parade. Ever.
Getting up early to make this sign wasn't easy either.
Nipple chaffing turns me on.
Run Total Stranger Run.


So, DCUM...what funny signs can I make to encourage my DH and the other runners?? Thanks!

[Anonymous]

I have no idea but I find your idea super cute! Please come back with pictures!

[Anonymous]

I ran a marathon last year and the funniest sign I saw was held by a pregnant women. It said "run skinny bitches run"

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there is no wall
smile if you aren't wearing underwear

[Anonymous]

We dropped off some balloons for a friend before her first triathlon a couple years ago, they took them to the race and her husband used them to mark where her stuff was. I don't remember what they said, good luck and something else.

[Anonymous]

Suck it up and run...it isn't as though you are stuck in a cavern cutting your arm off.

[Anonymous]

I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Every step you take, I will be watching you. (from the Police)

[Anonymous]

OMG I feel like running! LOL

[Anonymous]

Great ideas...thanks!! Now I just have to make all of these signs...