Zero Jobs Created and Obama Goes to Camp David

[jsteele]

I just thought I would get this out of the way.

[TheManWithAUsername]

jsteele wrote:I just thought I would get this out of the way.

Maybe we should prepare a bunch in advance, like that great SNL skit.

[Anonymous]

Seems to me that's fine since Boehner doesn't have time for him.

[Anonymous]

And the problem is?

[Anonymous]

jsteele wrote:I just thought I would get this out of the way.

Love your sense of humor!

[Anonymous]

TheManWithAUsername wrote:

jsteele wrote:I just thought I would get this out of the way.

Maybe we should prepare a bunch in advance, like that great SNL skit.

Great idea! I'll start:

Millions of foreclosures forecasted and look what digs Obama lives in.

Population continues to age rapidly and all FLOTUS talks about is childhood nutrition.

Greenhouse gas emissions are rising but Obama refuses to swtich to a Presidential Smart Car.

Obama the lazy government worker gets fixed salary, no pay-for-performance plan or stock options.

Millions uninsured but Obama has an ambulance that follows his convoy wherever he goes.

Obama the elitist insists on working out of liberal East Coast city instead of somewhere in Good, True America.

Obama needlessly interrupts Congress's vital work several times a year to "address it."

Obamas may have selectively aborted male fetuses, as they only have daughters.

Obama drains essential journalistic resources from the economy through spokesman, press conferences.

Obama known to be in communication through multiple channels with a host of foreign, and not necessarily friendly, countries.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

TheManWithAUsername wrote:

jsteele wrote:I just thought I would get this out of the way.

Maybe we should prepare a bunch in advance, like that great SNL skit.

Great idea! I'll start:

Millions of foreclosures forecasted and look what digs Obama lives in.

Population continues to age rapidly and all FLOTUS talks about is childhood nutrition.

Greenhouse gas emissions are rising but Obama refuses to swtich to a Presidential Smart Car.

Obama the lazy government worker gets fixed salary, no pay-for-performance plan or stock options.

Millions uninsured but Obama has an ambulance that follows his convoy wherever he goes.

Obama the elitist insists on working out of liberal East Coast city instead of somewhere in Good, True America.

Obama needlessly interrupts Congress's vital work several times a year to "address it."

Obamas may have selectively aborted male fetuses, as they only have daughters.

Obama drains essential journalistic resources from the economy through spokesman, press conferences.

Obama known to be in communication through multiple channels with a host of foreign, and not necessarily friendly, countries.

Obama hates America, Freedom, and now we have proof that he hates males. And to counter it, he will announce a new plan to fund the development of coal burning automobiles. It may seem like a complete non sequitur, but trust him it is not.

[TheManWithAUsername]

Anonymous wrote:Obama hates America, Freedom, and now we have proof that he hates males.

Hello? And white people.

While millions worldwide go hungry, Obama eats nutritious and delicious food.

Hurricanes rend the east coast and Obama basks in the glow of indoor lighting.

Crime ravages our cities and Obama hides behind personal security team.

Obama takes a solid 7 to bed every night, while I can't get laid to save my life.

[jsteele]

Obama shot the sheriff (bin Laden), but didn't shoot the deputy (Zawahiri).

[Anonymous]

jsteele wrote:Obama shot the sheriff (bin Laden), but didn't shoot the deputy (Zawahiri).

Hahahahah!

[Anonymous]

Obama hates soap and deodorant.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Obama hates soap and deodorant.

Keep it up. It's a sure way to get bumped back off Jeff's island.

[Anonymous]

To the junior varsity RNC flack who's always spewing out nonsensical talking points on this blog: As Ronald Reagan used to say, "There you go again."