Honest tweets

[Anonymous]

If you were to put honest little diddies on twitter, what would you tweet....here are a few I thought of...


tweet* How on earth did my ass get this big?

tweet* Teacher just complained again about my kid...must*eat*chocolate

tweet* Why did the inside of my home look like a hurricane hit long before H. Irene arrived?

tweet* son just pooped in his pants....again

tweet* Mommy needs a pina collata pronto..

tweet* I refuse to admit how many hours of TV I let my children watch this summer

tweet* MIL coming to town....mommy needs valium

tweet* Mommy just taught her toddler another bad word while cursing under her breath at other drivers

tweet* Just found out I was nominated for craziest mom of the year...I'd like to thanks the academy...

tweet* Why oh why did Desperate Housewives have to be cancelled!? Let's start a letter writing compaign..who's with me?

So....what would you tweet....

[Anonymous]

tweet *I just farted

[Anonymous]

tweet *I wish I could fart. So effing bloated.