Explain the CORN thing to me

Anonymous
What's the corn mean?!
Anonymous
there was a giant long thread about corn buying etiquette at the supermarket. Is it rude to peel back the husk? Many responded. Teeth were gnashed. Tears were shed. There may have been a little blood.
Anonymous
It's a farce thread subbing in the words corn, cob, husk, shuck, kernels, silk, etc. for words used in real life actual threads here on DCUM. Some of it is rather hilarious and creative.
Anonymous
If only op had written "please explain..." she would have been in on the joke! As it stands, the ignorance is incornceivable!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:If only op had written "please explain..." she would have been in on the joke! As it stands, the ignorance is incornceivable!


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Corn on her!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:If only op had written "please explain..." she would have been in on the joke! As it stands, the ignorance is incornceivable!


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Corn on her!


I knew this would happen.

So the whole corn thing originated with the "S/O Corn buying etiquette during an earthquake" thread, or was there something that prompted it?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/179780.page#1694472

original corn thread


The pp linked to the corniginal thread.
Anonymous
who is the OP of the farce corn thread? Jeff, can he/she get a plaque of some sort? it's brilliant!
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:who is the OP of the farce corn thread? Jeff, can he/she get a plaque of some sort? it's brilliant!


Oh lordy. My husband is the OP, and if he sees this thread his corn will probably pop over this comment.
Anonymous
"Corn on you!" ... hehe, loved that the first time (still do!)
Anonymous
OP, the corn thread perfectly showcases the ridiculousness that is DCUM!. Some of the things we fret and fuss about are just plain silly but you don't really see that until you subsitute the "baby" for "corn".
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:who is the OP of the farce corn thread? Jeff, can he/she get a plaque of some sort? it's brilliant!


Oh lordy. My husband is the OP, and if he sees this thread his corn will probably pop over this comment.


If he sees this he may want to shuck you, or have his husk pulled... Or even take his cob to your kernel!

Anonymous
Supposedly, that already happen. Wife of OP, was the corn everything you expected?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Supposedly, that already happen. Wife of OP, was the corn everything you expected?


Two words:

Creamed corn.
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