Should I get implants to boost my kid's chances at Sidwell? Or just take away his pacifier

[Anonymous]

Ok, for the record, this is a joke. Just want to see how many people will view a thread with this title. Anyone taking bets?

[Anonymous]

Not sure, but the title makes it obvious that it's a joke - are you expecting people to view it thinking it was serious, or are you expecting them to click on it to read the farce?

[Anonymous]

PS - how many glasses of wine have you had tonight?

[Anonymous]

He he. Saw your original s/o post in the other thread. Glad to see you actually posted it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:PS - how many glasses of wine have you had tonight?

Still drinking. Kids are asleep and husband is sulking bc he has a tough day to work (bwahhhhh). Went to him in my sexiest lingerie and no panties and he still wants to be "left alone, just for a little bit". So I am drowning my sorrow in booze. Hmm, maybe I will go and watch some gay porn - that should do the trick.

[Anonymous]

Just to answer your question though, why not do both? Why choose?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:PS - how many glasses of wine have you had tonight?

Still drinking. Kids are asleep and husband is sulking bc he has a tough day to work (bwahhhhh). Went to him in my sexiest lingerie and no panties and he still wants to be "left alone, just for a little bit". So I am drowning my sorrow in booze. Hmm, maybe I will go and watch some gay porn - that should do the trick.

Works for me too. Want to talk about it after the next PTA meeting?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:He he. Saw your original s/o post in the other thread. Glad to see you actually posted it.

Me, too, but I think this question is more appropriate for General Parenting.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Just to answer your question though, why not do both? Why choose?

Perhaps the implants will decrease chances that your husband will sulk in the future AND get your kid into Sidwell.

As far as the pacifier is concerned, take it away, as the price of braces will cut into Sidwell's tuition.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:He he. Saw your original s/o post in the other thread. Glad to see you actually posted it.

Me, too, but I think this question is more appropriate for General Parenting.

OP could cross-post, too - General Parenting and the Private School forum.
more bang for her buck

And come to think about it - why not post in the relationship forum?

[Anonymous]

Worthless w/o pics.