Kate's New Picture

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Anonymous wrote:They are talking about it on NPR now

“Kate Middleton lost her hands in freak Photoshop accident! Join us at 6.”

So you don't deny they photoshopped her hand on an old photo. Why do you think they did that?

Because they are violent Photoshop criminals, looking to add to their princess hand collection.

Watch out, Beatrice and Eugenia. You may be next.



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Anonymous wrote:113 pages all over a tummy tuck.

She's the last person to need a tummy tuck

I had three kids and also had a tummy tuck and no amount of losing weight or working out would have addressed what the tummy tuck fixed. But that said a tummy tuck is an outpatient procedure, I imagine the royals are treated less like cattle but this is way too long a recovery timeline for a TT.

There’s no way you would have been comparable patients. She was in great shape, and it’s unlikely you were.

lol well I was in fact in amazing shape thank you very much. Even thin women struggle with the mom pooch there’s no way to prevent it’s just genetics

DP. Kate's stomach always looks super-flat in her pics, though. Unless she's wearing a lot of support garments.

Yeah. PP is deluded. I’m guessing before her tummy tuck she wasn’t wearing semitransparent gold gowns showing a lack of that pooch. Lol.

Speaking of genetics have these people seen Pippas bikini pics? Where is the pooch all women supposedly have?

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Anonymous wrote:113 pages all over a tummy tuck.

She's the last person to need a tummy tuck

I had three kids and also had a tummy tuck and no amount of losing weight or working out would have addressed what the tummy tuck fixed. But that said a tummy tuck is an outpatient procedure, I imagine the royals are treated less like cattle but this is way too long a recovery timeline for a TT.

There’s no way you would have been comparable patients. She was in great shape, and it’s unlikely you were.

LOL, so anorexic is “in great shape” now?

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Anonymous wrote:Why does everyone assume she is unhappy with William? I am more concerned her operation didn’t go well and she is really sick. I have doubts she is any of those car photos. The one with her mom does not look like her. Even if you had surgery, it has been months.

Because he just just threw her under the bus.

How do you know this wasn't all her idea? She didn't want a new photo taken and shared and compromised on a mish mash which didn't quite work? She's supposed to be on some kind of medical leave of absence and people won't stop bugging her.

So fine, she didn't want a new photo taken. Why not, instead,
- Use the November pic, photoshop everybody's clothes to pretend it's recent, but NOT change her hand which seems completely unnecessary if the pic is a few months old?
- Use the November pic but NOT claim it was from last week?

If you’re on the cover of fcking Vogue, you use the Vogue pic.

Huh? Just because? Do you think she should be photoshopping her Vogue pic into all her social media portraits?

Are they heavily editing all of her social media portraits like they did with the mothers day one? No. If your going to manipulate a photo to deceive people, use the best photos you have at your disposal. Vouge is one.

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I think this marriage is more volatile than Charles and Diana.

And what really happened was a suicide attempt

Charles is growing ever older and Kate doesn’t want to be Queen Consort or live with William any more

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Anonymous wrote:Why does everyone assume she is unhappy with William? I am more concerned her operation didn’t go well and she is really sick. I have doubts she is any of those car photos. The one with her mom does not look like her. Even if you had surgery, it has been months.

Because he just just threw her under the bus.

How do you know this wasn't all her idea? She didn't want a new photo taken and shared and compromised on a mish mash which didn't quite work? She's supposed to be on some kind of medical leave of absence and people won't stop bugging her.

So fine, she didn't want a new photo taken. Why not, instead,
- Use the November pic, photoshop everybody's clothes to pretend it's recent, but NOT change her hand which seems completely unnecessary if the pic is a few months old?
- Use the November pic but NOT claim it was from last week?

If you’re on the cover of fcking Vogue, you use the Vogue pic.

Huh? Just because? Do you think she should be photoshopping her Vogue pic into all her social media portraits?

Of course!

When you’re under such excruciating scrutiny (just look at this thread) you always have to go Vogue.

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Anonymous wrote:Why isn’t the most simple explanation being that she always posts for Mother’s Day, but thought she looks like crap after surgery so pulled an old pic of the kid she loves and put it together with her own best photo?
She didn’t actually say “this is me today!” In her post. The journalists just assumed, which was lazy of them.

WE DO NOT WANT SIMPLE EXPLANATIONS!!

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Anonymous wrote:Why isn’t the most simple explanation being that she always posts for Mother’s Day, but thought she looks like crap after surgery so pulled an old pic of the kid she loves and put it together with her own best photo?
She didn’t actually say “this is me today!” In her post. The journalists just assumed, which was lazy of them.

Makes the most sense which means people will screech it’s impossible.

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Anonymous wrote:They are talking about it on NPR now

“Kate Middleton lost her hands in freak Photoshop accident! Join us at 6.”

So you don't deny they photoshopped her hand on an old photo. Why do you think they did that?

Because they are violent Photoshop criminals, looking to add to their princess hand collection.

Watch out, Beatrice and Eugenia. You may be next.


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it's just this one crazy pp responding to herself? continually trying to engage in theater of the absurd-er.

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Anonymous wrote:I think this marriage is more volatile than Charles and Diana.

And what really happened was a suicide attempt

Charles is growing ever older and Kate doesn’t want to be Queen Consort or live with William any more

Aww sad emoji means sincerity right.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think this marriage is more volatile than Charles and Diana.

And what really happened was a suicide attempt

Charles is growing ever older and Kate doesn’t want to be Queen Consort or live with William any more

People are forgetting she was just dragged and called a racist too. Maybe she's choosing peace.

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Anonymous wrote:Why isn’t the most simple explanation being that she always posts for Mother’s Day, but thought she looks like crap after surgery so pulled an old pic of the kid she loves and put it together with her own best photo?
She didn’t actually say “this is me today!” In her post. The journalists just assumed, which was lazy of them.

Makes the most sense which means people will screech it’s impossible.

if it was just her head, then maybe possible. But it well beyond her head with the photoshopping. That fact is settled by now.

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Anonymous wrote:They are talking about it on NPR now

“Kate Middleton lost her hands in freak Photoshop accident! Join us at 6.”

So you don't deny they photoshopped her hand on an old photo. Why do you think they did that?

Because they are violent Photoshop criminals, looking to add to their princess hand collection.

Watch out, Beatrice and Eugenia. You may be next.


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it's just this one crazy pp responding to herself? continually trying to engage in theater of the absurd-er.

lol yes. Just ignore them! They are kate/william and think we are out of our minds foe pointing out the obvious.

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Kate absolutely came into the marriage with eyes wide open, including the fact that there might be affairs, etc. she was with him for almost a decade before they married. DV would have reared its head before the marriage.
I really don’t think it was a suicide attempt.

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Some blogs now saying the photo from today was from Christmas with earrings removed.

Why did the UK media not post the TMZ pic from last week with Kate in car with Carole but posted today’s pap pics?🧐.