Post your DCs names and we'll tell you what we assume about you. Snark is obviously expected!

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[Post New]06/12/2013 08:29
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:DD1: Channing
DC2: Find out sex in 2 weeks. If a boy, William Whitfield (will go by Whit), if a girl, Shelby is our current leader


Lives in Virginia
DH or DW works for company with 1000+ employees as a govt. contractor
DW has cute pics of DD in her cubicle and possibly a bowl of candy for visitors.
DW loves Xmas, sends out expensive high quality card each year
Dog family
Couple met and married fairly young
They went to a southern university where football was big and they still host barbeques when there is a big game on. Channing has a jersey that she wears with a big coordinating ribbon barrette. Sometimes a picture of her in this outfit is a Facebook profile pic and/or featured on the Christmas card. When the second child arrives, he will wear a coordinating onesie.


LOLOL. I've bolded that which is true. It is amazing how dead on you are. We are totally not a dog family though and I am a SAHM. Other than that, you're practically a psychic. (However, I do NOT post pictures of just Channing as my Facebook profile pic. Usually a variation of me with DH or me with the DD.)
[Post New]06/12/2013 08:29
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:DD1: Channing
DC2: Find out sex in 2 weeks. If a boy, William Whitfield (will go by Whit), if a girl, Shelby is our current leader


Pretentious, southern.
[Post New]06/12/2013 08:32
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:DD1: Channing
DC2: Find out sex in 2 weeks. If a boy, William Whitfield (will go by Whit), if a girl, Shelby is our current leader


Lives in Virginia
DH or DW works for company with 1000+ employees as a govt. contractor
DW has cute pics of DD in her cubicle and possibly a bowl of candy for visitors.
DW loves Xmas, sends out expensive high quality card each year
Dog family
Couple met and married fairly young
They went to a southern university where football was big and they still host barbeques when there is a big game on. Channing has a jersey that she wears with a big coordinating ribbon barrette. Sometimes a picture of her in this outfit is a Facebook profile pic and/or featured on the Christmas card. When the second child arrives, he will wear a coordinating onesie.


LOLOL. I've bolded that which is true. It is amazing how dead on you are. We are totally not a dog family though and I am a SAHM. Other than that, you're practically a psychic. (However, I do NOT post pictures of just Channing as my Facebook profile pic. Usually a variation of me with DH or me with the DD.)


You sound nice. Invite me over for then next barbeque. I'll bet you make your own potato salad and it's awesome.
[Post New]06/12/2013 08:36
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Mary
Elizabeth


Old money WASP


Or you're Irish-Catholic and love all things retro. Your DH is named Pat and he was one of the bad boys who went to an inner-city all-boys Catholic school (Gonzaga here or Regis in NYC); he's wicked smart and funny, a good dancer, played point guard. Undergrad at Villanova; JD from Harvard (we knew he was smart all along!), where you met. You grew up on Long Island, went to an all-girls Catholic high school (not a Sacred Heart school, where you were editor of the newspaper and had many a lively debate with Sister Mary Agnes about some of the articles you published. You played field hockey, but mostly sat on the bench. After Georgetown, you did Jesuit Volunteer Corps before going to law school. You live in CCDC and left your job on the Hill to SAHM until Mary and Elizabeth (nicknamed Lizzard) start K --- not at BS, but at Murch. I'm betting you don't go back to work though because you'll get pregnant with twins, Leo and Emmett. No worries, though, Pat will leave DOJ for a white-collar boutique and you guys live well within your means. See you on the Jersey shore this summer -- LBI forever!
[Post New]06/12/2013 08:36
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Anonymous
Peter
Graham
[Post New]06/12/2013 08:38
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Eli


My DS is also Eli. This what I know: Elis get crazy action at liberal arts school.


Wait -- you named him Eli for this reason? Are you a mom with some perverse desire to have her son be a player or a dad who wishes he had been one?
[Post New]06/12/2013 08:39
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:DD: Larla
DS: Larlo
DD2: Larlita


Just spit out my coffee all over keyboard.
[Post New]06/12/2013 08:39
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:DD: Larla
DS: Larlo
DD2: Larlita


Just spit out my coffee all over keyboard.


Really? I think this "joke" is so old and tired.
[Post New]06/12/2013 08:40
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Grace
Emily
Madeline

Sheeple names
[Post New]06/12/2013 08:42
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:This may out me to anyone who knows my kids but, fortunately there are fewer posters from my part of town, so that may help:
Spencer, Dexter


You watch way too much TV.
[Post New]06/12/2013 08:44
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:DD Juliana


I love this name!
[Post New]06/12/2013 08:45
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:
Anonymous wrote:Grace
Emily
Madeline

Sheeple names


I prefer this over Ainsley and Cooper.
[Post New]06/12/2013 08:45
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Anonymous
Meredith
Charles
[Post New]06/12/2013 08:46
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Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Caroline
Elizabeth
William


Kids go to NPS and the girls wear bows in their hair. Stretched to buy that house in Spring Valley. Episcopalians.
[Post New]06/12/2013 08:49
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Anonymous
DS1: Colin
DD1: Riley
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