The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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She looks like Sami Brady, about to coming up with another scheme.

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Anonymous wrote:I just don’t care about her. Her clothes and makeup look fine. She hasn’t said anything fun like Sean spicer. She seems to have no personal identity.

I mean other than being married to a 60 year old.

That’s very on brand.

This is the Fox-branded “love is love.” Love is love when you go crazy for Daddy’s squash buddies, when you “adopt” a “son” of the same age, when you get to “first wife” the mother of your adult children and then inter her remains on your gold course. Living the dream! And yeah sometimes living the dream means wearing a lot of ugly ponte knits and bundles of bleached and poorly blended South Asian hair, rotating out your implants to keep up with trends, and asking your seeing eye dog to woof twice of your lip liner is reaching for your nostrils.

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Anonymous wrote:She looks like Sami Brady, about to coming up with another scheme.

This deserves a round of applause because: yes.

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🤣

Thank you!

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Anonymous wrote:This is really a malevolent looking photo

WHy does Barron look like Count Dracula?

It's the Trumpworld devotion to slick hair on men. Almost none of it look good with it. I think Hegseth (blech) might be the only one with the hairline and facial structure to pull it off. That brill creme style is designed for people with matinee idol looks. Baron isn't unattractive but it doesn't suit him at all. Eric and Jr look downright idiotic.

They are all very stuck in like 1988, style wise. The men all dress like Christian Bale in American Psycho. The women are always a cross between 80s era Ivana and a British royal. It's like if a

Christian Bale in American Psycho so apt and so spot on.

None of those men have Patrick Bateman’s abs or the ability to possibly competently sexually service a woman. IJS.

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Anonymous wrote:It looks like she’s trying to make her lips look bigger. It’s not great but honestly I don’t care and she still looks fine/presentable to me.

I'm shocked that she is only 27. She looks 37.

She’s only 27?? Wow!

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Anonymous wrote:It looks like she’s trying to make her lips look bigger. It’s not great but honestly I don’t care and she still looks fine/presentable to me.

I'm shocked that she is only 27. She looks 37.

She’s only 27?? Wow!

I am shocked as well. Wowsers!!!

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Anonymous wrote:I just don’t care about her. Her clothes and makeup look fine. She hasn’t said anything fun like Sean spicer. She seems to have no personal identity.

I mean other than being married to a 60 year old.

That’s very on brand.

This is the Fox-branded “love is love.” Love is love when you go crazy for Daddy’s squash buddies, when you “adopt” a “son” of the same age, when you get to “first wife” the mother of your adult children and then inter her remains on your gold course. Living the dream! And yeah sometimes living the dream means wearing a lot of ugly ponte knits and bundles of bleached and poorly blended South Asian hair, rotating out your implants to keep up with trends, and asking your seeing eye dog to woof twice of your lip liner is reaching for your nostrils.

You have some serious issues. Wow.

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This thread needs more photos.

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Anonymous wrote:The men's slicked back hair has got to go.

I feel like it says something particularly sad about Barron. I have kids that age and have never seen a boy that age wear his hair like that. So it makes him seem like he’s just totally divorced from kids his own age and/or so desperate for his dad’s approval that he has to basically play dress up to look like his dad in his hay-day. I previously had the impression that Melanie sort of sheltered him from the Trump mess but this haircut makes me think that’s not at all the case. It just is that saddest, most uncool hairstyle for an 18 year old kid. It reminds me of the 9th grader at my HS who used to show up to school with a briefcase.

maybe he likes a more european look, maybe he’d rather be himself than a sheep with all the other 18 yr old frat bros, maybe he’s thinning on top and this helps disguise it, maybe he thinks it looks good. i know he’s over 18 but i hate when this thread dives into the youngest trump kid/grandkids.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

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Anonymous wrote:The men's slicked back hair has got to go.

I feel like it says something particularly sad about Barron. I have kids that age and have never seen a boy that age wear his hair like that. So it makes him seem like he’s just totally divorced from kids his own age and/or so desperate for his dad’s approval that he has to basically play dress up to look like his dad in his hay-day. I previously had the impression that Melanie sort of sheltered him from the Trump mess but this haircut makes me think that’s not at all the case. It just is that saddest, most uncool hairstyle for an 18 year old kid. It reminds me of the 9th grader at my HS who used to show up to school with a briefcase.

maybe he likes a more european look, maybe he’d rather be himself than a sheep with all the other 18 yr old frat bros, maybe he’s thinning on top and this helps disguise it, maybe he thinks it looks good. i know he’s over 18 but i hate when this thread dives into the youngest trump kid/grandkids.

I feel like it’s okay to discuss their clothing, but not the kids themselves. Saying you like Arabella’s coat = okay. Saying Barron’s hair looks bad = not okay.

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:The men's slicked back hair has got to go.

I feel like it says something particularly sad about Barron. I have kids that age and have never seen a boy that age wear his hair like that. So it makes him seem like he’s just totally divorced from kids his own age and/or so desperate for his dad’s approval that he has to basically play dress up to look like his dad in his hay-day. I previously had the impression that Melanie sort of sheltered him from the Trump mess but this haircut makes me think that’s not at all the case. It just is that saddest, most uncool hairstyle for an 18 year old kid. It reminds me of the 9th grader at my HS who used to show up to school with a briefcase.

maybe he likes a more european look, maybe he’d rather be himself than a sheep with all the other 18 yr old frat bros, maybe he’s thinning on top and this helps disguise it, maybe he thinks it looks good. i know he’s over 18 but i hate when this thread dives into the youngest trump kid/grandkids.

I feel like it’s okay to discuss their clothing, but not the kids themselves. Saying you like Arabella’s coat = okay. Saying Barron’s hair looks bad = not okay.

Sorry. I do genuinely feel bad for him. He’s exactly the same age as mine and I feel like I’ve seen him grow up over the past 8 years plus I know a lot of kids that went to school with him, so … anyway….this fashion choice says something to me and it makes me sad.

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Anonymous wrote:She looks like Sami Brady, about to coming up with another scheme.

Omg PERFECT. Thank you!

[Anonymous]

I thought of this thread while reading an article called Welcome to the Era of Trump Trad in the Post today, about Trump and his ilk’s “aesthetic.” Scroll down to the middle for the Looks section in this gift link
https://wapo.st/3QcZazz

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I thought of this thread while reading an article called Welcome to the Era of Trump Trad in the Post today, about Trump and his ilk’s “aesthetic.” Scroll down to the middle for the Looks section in this gift link
https://wapo.st/3QcZazz

Thanks! “This president’s aesthetic combines classical architecture and cartoonish virility with WWE alternative reality.”