Aggressively, Repeatedly saying Hi!

Anonymous
Hi! May I take your order?
Hi! I really liked your presentation.
Hi! Howyadoin'?
Hi! In elevator.
Hi! It's your grammy!
Hi! I found your car keys on the ground.
Hi! My name is Sue, I hear we'll be sharing an office.

No matter what I am doing, deep in though-scowl, it's nothing but Hi HI HIIIIIII!


Yes, yes I get it. We ran into each other and have to say something before we really say something.

I have to break my train of thought and say "Hi!" back. Like I really mean it. You know, not everyone's facial muscles just move on command to form useless words.


Stop wasting my time, get to the point or pass me in silence.

And men are pigs.


Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Hi! May I take your order?
Hi! I really liked your presentation.
Hi! Howyadoin'?
Hi! In elevator.
Hi! It's your grammy!
Hi! I found your car keys on the ground.
Hi! My name is Sue, I hear we'll be sharing an office.

No matter what I am doing, deep in though-scowl, it's nothing but Hi HI HIIIIIII!


Yes, yes I get it. We ran into each other and have to say something before we really say something.

I have to break my train of thought and say "Hi!" back. Like I really mean it. You know, not everyone's facial muscles just move on command to form useless words.


Stop wasting my time, get to the point or pass me in silence.

And men are pigs.



Hahahaha I find your entire post hilarious especially the random "men are pigs" above. Awesome!
Anonymous
You sound like a real charmer.
Anonymous
I find your entire post "let's beat this horse until it's a bloody pulp, and since everyone stopped listening to me in the other thread, I'm going to start my own thread, waaaaaah waaaaah waaaaaah."
Anonymous
So it's ok to ignore you? I'll happily do so, I was just trying to be polite.
Anonymous
ugly person
Anonymous
Wow, from the above posts it appears that the frown isn't just on the outside.
Anonymous
Oh come on, OP is obviously having a bad day and venting. Its funny if you dont take everything so literally. But wait, everyone on DCUm does ...my bad.
Anonymous
Huh??
Anonymous
Maybe the next time someone says "Hi!" to you, you should rip their head off, hollow it out, and then vomit into their decapitated head?
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Maybe the next time someone says "Hi!" to you, you should rip their head off, hollow it out, and then vomit into their decapitated head?


Works for me.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:Hi! May I take your order?
Hi! I really liked your presentation.
Hi! Howyadoin'?
Hi! In elevator.
Hi! It's your grammy!
Hi! I found your car keys on the ground.
Hi! My name is Sue, I hear we'll be sharing an office.

No matter what I am doing, deep in though-scowl, it's nothing but Hi HI HIIIIIII!


Yes, yes I get it. We ran into each other and have to say something before we really say something.

I have to break my train of thought and say "Hi!" back. Like I really mean it. You know, not everyone's facial muscles just move on command to form useless words.


Stop wasting my time, get to the point or pass me in silence.

And men are pigs.




In defense of wait staff, post office clerks, checkers at grocery stores, they have to say "Hi" and ask if you want to purchase stamps.

As for men, I don't like insulting the porcine species, but I'll go along with you that men are jerks?

Anonymous
You wouldn't want to know that you dropped your car keys on the ground? And that somebody was HELPING you out by giving them back to you? Why don't you just become a hermit and go live under a rock?
Anonymous
So what you're saying is that ....

you prefer people who are not friendly.

you may be happier in NYC.

and you, yourself are a rather rude person who cannot be bothered with manners?

Got it.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I find your entire post "let's beat this horse until it's a bloody pulp, and since everyone stopped listening to me in the other thread, I'm going to start my own thread, waaaaaah waaaaah waaaaaah."


Hi. I like you.
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