Your best revenge /karma story

[Anonymous]

I don't think you all really understand what karma means. It doesn't mean revenge, and it's not meant to be revenge.

[Anonymous]

I ran into a guy I liked (who I thought liked me) right after getting my long hair cut shoulder length. He was upset and said, "What did you do?!". He never called me again. A few years later, I saw him at a store. My hair had long since grown back. He had gained at least 50lbs. He smiled at me sheepishly and I thought to myself how funny it was that he rejected me because of how I looked and the fact that it's a lot easier to grow hair than it is to lose weight.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My cheating ex was trapped alive and conscious in a crashed car for 3 hours before she could be retrieved. She died the next day.

Guess she deserved it?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't think you all really understand what karma means. It doesn't mean revenge, and it's not meant to be revenge.

Title of thread is asking for karma or revenge stories.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:My cheating ex was trapped alive and conscious in a crashed car for 3 hours before she could be retrieved. She died the next day.

Guess she deserved it?

Not sure how this is a cosmic correction. Infidelity doesn’t deserve dying of injuries and thirst.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Girlfriend of 2.5 yrs broke up with me our senior year of college because I had gained about 20 lbs (i.e. from 190 to 210, I'm 6ft tall). Was super hateful about it - telling me how disgusted she was by it and how she no longer found me physically attractive. Messed up my confidence for a number of years after that. Roughly 10 years later I google search her out of curiosity and find picture of her, and she was morbidly obese (i.e. from 125lb in college to at least 200lbs, and she's about 5'3" tall) Part of me feels bad for her, but I can't deny that another part of me feels like its karma.

That's not morbidly obese. Grow up.

It was to his girlfriend .. I can weigh as a woman 120 lbs and at 5'3" look slightly overweight.. There is no standard and no one should judge especially as a bystandard online.

No - HE was the one saying that she, at 200lbs, is morbidly obese. He's no better than her by judging.

I'm sorry that you have such major self esteem issues - 120 at your height is perfectly normal.

NP. A woman who is morbidly obese at 200 lbs is probably 4’11. Maybe shorter...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:More than a decade ago, ex friend straight up told she thought I was settling for my now-husband. He wasn’t tall, or what she considered fun (didn’t like to go out to bars/clubs, dress trendy etc). Didn’t have any of the other qualities she “preferred” (wealthy, has a post grad degree). I was (and am) crazy about him and not even thinking I was settling, by the way.

We stopped being friends a few years ago for unrelated reasons but still have lots of mutual friends in common; we are now pushing 40. I’m married with two kids (though by DCUM standards we’re poor). My husband is a very supportive partner and an adoring, hands on dad. She’s still single and looking, still trying to find that 6’3 rich dude with no baggage (ex wife/kids) in time to have a kid. Shocker, those rich tall guys either have “baggage” or are marrying 25 year olds, not 39 year olds. Good job on not settling though!

This is not revenge or karma and you sound insecure. Nice try.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I was once doing more than the speed limit in the left lane, regularly passing cars. Some asshole passes me on the right going a ridiculous speed. I cursed him under my breath. His entire wheel fell off, spun up into the air, and in my rear view I could see the giant sparks where his rotor was on the ground. It was so great.

LMAO!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:It doesn’t matter what slight you think you have endured. Getting pleasure out of someone else’s misfortune, misery to death makes you a horrible person. Beware your own karma.

I agree with this. Taking pleasure from harm to another person experiencing harm or misfortune has very unhealthy roots and can produce its own type of bad fruit. Even when you’ve felt wronged, compassion is a pathway to forgiveness and truly releasing negative energy. And it opens up so much more for you that is good in life.

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Anonymous wrote:My cheating ex was trapped alive and conscious in a crashed car for 3 hours before she could be retrieved. She died the next day.

Guess she deserved it?

Not sure how this is a cosmic correction. Infidelity doesn’t deserve dying of injuries and thirst.

Yeah I totally hate my cheating ex who also pushed me around and punched me once...i wouldn't wish that on him!! Or AIDS!!

[Anonymous]

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When I was in High School I was bullied by this one dirt bag kid that made my life hell, every time we’d cross paths he’d cause me nothing but trouble. Years later I was working as a Paramedic when we were dispatched to a pedestrian hit by a vehicle. Sure enough the patient was this dreaded bully lying on the street with an open fracture to his femur.

Needless to say it was the most enjoyable call I’ve ever been on. “Surprisingly” it was the only IV I couldn’t hit in my life so he had to go without any pain meds.

You're a sick, terrible person who should not be in the medical field. Please get therapy.

Agreed. You’re scum of the earth PP. Maybe this dirtbag gave you shit because you’re truly an ass.

Maybe pp is an unethical ass because of the relentless bullying?

Well, his act of leaving a person in Medical need without care potentially opened up another karmic lesson later in life too. That is how karma works, I’d uou believe in such a thing. And by the way, the kid bully was most likely a victim of some type of abuse or bullying in his home to take it out on someone at school. Whether it’s the chicken or the egg, at some point you just have to fry and eat that shit, and move on.

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Anonymous wrote:Girlfriend of 2.5 yrs broke up with me our senior year of college because I had gained about 20 lbs (i.e. from 190 to 210, I'm 6ft tall). Was super hateful about it - telling me how disgusted she was by it and how she no longer found me physically attractive. Messed up my confidence for a number of years after that. Roughly 10 years later I google search her out of curiosity and find picture of her, and she was morbidly obese (i.e. from 125lb in college to at least 200lbs, and she's about 5'3" tall) Part of me feels bad for her, but I can't deny that another part of me feels like its karma.

That's not morbidly obese. Grow up.

It was to his girlfriend .. I can weigh as a woman 120 lbs and at 5'3" look slightly overweight.. There is no standard and no one should judge especially as a bystandard online.

No - HE was the one saying that she, at 200lbs, is morbidly obese. He's no better than her by judging.

I'm sorry that you have such major self esteem issues - 120 at your height is perfectly normal.

NP. A woman who is morbidly obese at 200 lbs is probably 4’11. Maybe shorter...

I mean, it’s technically not morbidly obese, but it’s still obese.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I just love reading all these stories!

One of the best threads ever.

Me too.

It sort of humanizes us. We all are petty at times.

[Anonymous]

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When I was in High School I was bullied by this one dirt bag kid that made my life hell, every time we’d cross paths he’d cause me nothing but trouble. Years later I was working as a Paramedic when we were dispatched to a pedestrian hit by a vehicle. Sure enough the patient was this dreaded bully lying on the street with an open fracture to his femur.

Needless to say it was the most enjoyable call I’ve ever been on. “Surprisingly” it was the only IV I couldn’t hit in my life so he had to go without any pain meds.

You're a sick, terrible person who should not be in the medical field. Please get therapy.

Agreed. You’re scum of the earth PP. Maybe this dirtbag gave you shit because you’re truly an ass.

Maybe pp is an unethical ass because of the relentless bullying?

Well, his act of leaving a person in Medical need without care potentially opened up another karmic lesson later in life too. That is how karma works, I’d uou believe in such a thing. And by the way, the kid bully was most likely a victim of some type of abuse or bullying in his home to take it out on someone at school. Whether it’s the chicken or the egg, at some point you just have to fry and eat that shit, and move on.

That is an excellent analogy. I have done just that and am happy in life as a result.

The person (child) being bullied doesn't have knowledge of or maturity to understand why a bully would torture them. Relentless bullying f*cks people up! Even if the victim of bullying understands (in adulthood) why the bully did what they did, it does little to erase the scars. I couldn't care less what the boy who bullied me verbally, physically and sexually went through to become such a monster. I don't wish him harm, but I know I will feel relief if I should hear that he's dead.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My cheating ex was trapped alive and conscious in a crashed car for 3 hours before she could be retrieved. She died the next day.

This doesn't count because the car crash was not a result of her cheating - unless she was giving a guy a BJ when it crashed. Then, it would count.