Dear dictators, here are some things you should know:

[Anonymous]

It all eventually comes to an end.
Do you have your helipad on your roof and a friend in a neighboring country who will put you up?
Those bank accounts, dissolve them quickly, you CAN live on just 20 million.
Break the news to your sons that they will have to find work.
Don't kill EVERYONE.
Bail early.
Watch your back, forever.

Can anyone else add to this list?

[Anonymous]

If people are failing quizzes that ask if something was said by you or Charlie Sheen, it's time to move on.

[Anonymous]

Qaddafi will be back in charge soon. The rebels are weak and disorganized, and will be unable to resist the counter-attacks.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Qaddafi will be back in charge soon. The rebels are weak and disorganized, and will be unable to resist the counter-attacks.

Sad, but maybe true. If they fail, he ill arrest many and kill many, and they will ask where the US was during the whole thing.

[Anonymous]

Don't burn so many bridges that you are having a hard time even finding a country where you can go to die when you have cancer. (our old "friend," the Shah of Iran)

[Anonymous]

Keep a few poison pills readily available just in case (like Hitler).

[Anonymous]

Don't kill your wives, their children might turn on you.

[Anonymous]

Mugabe is doing quite well