Post a store or brand, and we’ll guess who shops there!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:VV PP and re: Tripp and bubbles/John Johns: Tripp has no say in any matter regarding child rearing or home decor. None. He’s been emasculated and this is part of Larla’s retro 50s/60s SAHM sensibility.

Larla has joined the Junior League and between working at the the JL thrift store, teaching Sunday (Episcopal) School and planning the JL Christmas Event (a former sorority standards board chair, she keeps new-member service hour records) and is very, very busy, thank you! Tripp has golf, she has the JL.

And yes, Tripp still hangs with his fraternity brothers and is on partner track. In the summer, Tripp wears seersucker suits with a bow tie and camel colored oxfords - a Big Boy version of John Johns. Tripp unironically wears madras pants or shorts. On weekends, Tripp wears a polo shirt, driving Mocs and “beat up” khakis he’s had since HS. Tools around in his BMW.

I feel sorry for Tripp and know women just like Larla IRL. But the man dug himself his own hole

[Anonymous]

Well Tripp got what he wanted; a SAHM trophy wife who will play and look the part of Old Money Richmond society matron.

Larla will make certain that their home will be included on the Christmas Open House and is working on plans to have Tripp run for public office. She has to keep his name out there.

She’s already sent out their family Christmas Card on heavy card stock with gold gilded edges and embossed return address without abbreviations.

Winn’s baby announcement forthcoming in the New Year.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:J.McLaughlin

Larla has known ever since her days in the Delta Sigma Theta Upsilon Gamma house that she would land an Executive Husband and no longer have to slum it in the J. Crew clothing purchased on her dad's credit card. The minute she strolled through the front door of the Reston Town Center J. McLaughlin store, Panera sandwich in hand, she knew she was home.

Yes, my people!

Any of you remember Harold’s in Tyson’s two? RIP.

[Anonymous]

Mz Wallace

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Well Tripp got what he wanted; a SAHM trophy wife who will play and look the part of Old Money Richmond society matron.

Larla will make certain that their home will be included on the Christmas Open House and is working on plans to have Tripp run for public office. She has to keep his name out there.

She’s already sent out their family Christmas Card on heavy card stock with gold gilded edges and embossed return address without abbreviations.

Winn’s baby announcement forthcoming in the New Year.

Haha my friend works at a middle market investment bank in Richmond with all the Tripps

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Dumbest thread ever.

Wal Mart shopper. DH former military, served two years but moving around and you being the trailing spouse just wasn’t for you. Unfortunately DH last assignment was at the Pentagon, so here you are, stuck in Prince William County in the 3 BR TH that was just going to be temporary. Ugh. You’re on Zillow constantly checking on your hometown zip code for your dream home you could buy for less than this TH is worth.

You hate the dc area with ever fiber of your being - people here are snobby, materialistic and overly concerned with appearances. DC wear licensed character clothing, look forward to an annual Disney trip, Kings Dominion Halloween and your annual Christmas card where the whole family wears Mickey ears or Rudolph noses. Your DD wears an array of seasonal headbands and ripped tutus to school. DS always has a crew cut, just like Daddy!

You used to sell LulaRoe. Still knock around in old LulaRoe and rain pots to run errands. Chipped glittery nail polish. Drives a Kia.

I love you, anonymous poster. That is all. Brava - you win the thread.

[Anonymous]

Fashion Nova

[Anonymous]

Athleta and Anthro please.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:GAP

Born the middle child in a middle class family from middle America, Larla is too frugal to shop at Banana Republic but thinks the clothes at Old Navy are for the poors. She wouldn't be caught dead buying Safeway Select food, but rarely sets foot in a Whole Foods. Larla shops at the GAP but has been known to purchase her children's clothing from Gymboree - the sticker shock she experienced at Janie and Jack was too much for her. She drives a certified pre-owned Honda Civic and lives in Alexandria, the part in Fairfax County.

Well, I shop at GAP but am the complete opposite of what you posted.

[Anonymous]

Did anyone do Chico’s yet?

[Anonymous]

Reformation?

[Anonymous]

Jenni Kayne?

[Anonymous]

ETro?

[Anonymous]

Old Navy.

[Anonymous]

14 year old boy who recently decided he needs to dress better to attract the ladies.