Have you ever keyed a stranger's car?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Your a piece of shit dude. You feel it is justified to slam your shitty ass car door into someone just because they parked a little close and your so fucking fat so you cant maneuver a little bit to fit? So you feel it necessary to punish then by permanently damaging their car and paint with cost thousands of fucking dollars to fix. Lets say they dont make a lot of money but were finally able to afford their dream car. then one day they are in a hurry and park the best they could but your retard ass deems it "too close" and you decide to slam your door into theirs. FUCK YOU I REALLY HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL YOU FILTHY INCONSIDERATE SELFISH MAN WHORE. IF YOU HAVE NO HUMANITY AND ARE THAT FUCKING SELFISH AND STUPID THEN YES YOU BELONG IN HELL. THATS LIKE SAYING SOMEONES BABY WAS ANNOYING SO YOU SLASHED ITS THROAT. PEOPLE WORK HARD TO GET THEIR CARS AND TO TAKE CARE OF THEM. THATS WHY ITS CALLED "BABYING" YOUR CAR. IT'S LIKE A FUCKING CHILD

You have some big issues if you liken your car to a baby then you have serious issues

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Never keyed a car, but when I see a car parked in a particularly obnoxious way, I will grease up my hand (I have a really oily face) and run it over the passenger side mirror.

If someone parks too close to me in a space, I feel no guilt opening my door hard into theirs.

Me too.

+1

You guys are awful! What if the person parked close because the space was tight? (Like they seem to be around here. And I don't even have an SUV.)

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:God no. That's just crazy, OP.

What I have done is left nasty notes on the windshields of assholes from VA and MD who park in the bus zones in DC. They need to get a ****ing clue. Talk about rude.

How is the note any less offensive and rude?

Well for one thing keying the car causes actual damage, whereas the note just sits there and eventually gets thrown away. For another, keying the car is illegal (vandalism/destruction of property) and leaving a note telling the person to stop being a jerk is not.

[Anonymous]

No, and I never will.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No, and I never will.

Me neither. Sometimes you have to squeeze your car into the space. Where I live now (Adam's Morgan), we all squeeze in where we can. I can't imagine ever keying someone's car. Geez. And how do you know that the bad park job was their fault? Other cars move, you know, so sometimes it can look like a car is taking up a large amount of space when in fact, other cars have moved and others have parked their larger or smaller cars differently.

And, furthermore, how are they supposed to know that the damage you do is their punishment????

No one goes, "Gee, if I hadn't parked so crappy, this key mark woulda never happened!" Chances are, most people don't even know they park crappy, and if they do know, they certainly don't know why they got a key mark.

Dude, you're a jerk.

[Anonymous]

Keying a car, slamming your door into someone else's without guilt is sociopathic. Period. End of. No justification

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No, I've never keyed anyone's car!!!! What the hell is wrong with you people who do??!!!

+1. Ditto for opening your door into someone's car. Can't you guys just deal with a little inconvenience once in a while? What is wrong with you people?

[Anonymous]

um, what? no of course not. what is wrong with you OP?!